hi people! this is my 1st real story on I think I wrote it because there's nothing else like it that I could find. And now the story!

To say that I knew Eff all my life would be a lie. The correct thing to say is that I knew OF him all my life. I was three in human years when Eff was "born" so I didn't really know what he was or why he was there. I just knew he had SOMETHING to do with me and that one day I would be "spending a lot of time with him" as my caretaker Mewnich said.

I first really met Eff when I was ten and he was seven. It was a cold day in the spirit realm. I hadn't wanted to meet Eff at all. My master had told me that he would be my partner which meant one thing to me. He would try to take my master's love from me and this unsettled me. I hated that. Mewnich and I had stood on a hill. In the spirit realm we were a bit more human than in the human one. She was brushing her long green hair and I was wishing I wasn't there. "Now D-boy," started Mewnich, she being the one who gave me my nicknames, "I want you to be nice, all right." Sometimes I wondered how a voice of mass death could be so nice. "Yes ma'am" I replied.

A woman had come trudging up a hill in a red dress and her long pink hair was done in a long tight braid. She huffed as she got to us. "Hello Mew," she had gasped. "Hello Kitsho!" said Mewnich with a smile and a wave. "Where is Eff?" The woman had looked behind her and huffed "EFF STOP PICKING FLOWERS AND GET OVER HERE! Something hit me. I realized if I didn't meet this new person I wouldn't have to be with him and all would be good. So I did the one thing I knew I could. I ran. Fast. I ran with all my tiny might. The part of my brain that was still working heard Mewnich yell to come back but didn't care.

Finally I got to a place that was safely hidden (i.e. behind a rock) when I heard something behind me. My heart pounded beneath my striped t-shirt as it got closer to me. A bunch of wild flowers were thrust into my face. "Hi!" said a somewhat Russian sounding voice in front of me. "Uh hi…" I said, standing up. A boy stood in front of me; he had shoulder length black hair done in strange spikes, a black shirt with "Z?" on it, and black jean shorts. He was as pale as me, had red eyes, and weird black make-up. All in all, he looked a bit like me, thinking back on it.

"What are you doing" he asked. "Ummm, hiding," I said. Yeah, I was a smart kid. "I see. I was running after someone but I lost him. You want my flowers?" he asked, again thrusting the flowers in my face. "Uhhh, ok….." I said taking them slowly. "Wanna help me find the person I'm looking for?" he asked. "Ok." I'd say anything to get away from this Eff person.

"What's your name?" he asked, looking behind the rocks and bushes. "You ask too many questions," I said hotly. Suddenly he was in front of me and I was on the ground. "Maybe you don't ask enough" he said calmly, giving me more flowers. "The master doesn't like it when people ask questions," I said. His eyes widened and he looked at me in the most unnerving way I had ever seen, then he smiled a giant smile. The next thing I knew he was on the ground laughing like a maniac. I gaped at him. What was he laughing at? Me? My master? People didn't laugh at those things near me! People didn't laugh! But here he was…laughing!

"What, what's so funny?" I asked. He stopped laughing and stood up in front of me again. I noticed that he was slightly shorter than me. "You" he said and before I could stop him he kissed the tip of my nose and danced away. I stood there. "WHO ARE YOU!" I yelled at him angrily. "EVERYONE CALLS ME EFF," he yelled back, still dancing. I stood there and watched him for a moment with my mouth open. "Close your mouth!" he yelled to me. I closed it automatically. A thousand thoughts entered my head at the same time: Did he know who I was? Was he playing with me? No, no way, he wouldn't have been so annoying to me if he knew. I was the master's favorite and older! He was cart wheeling back to me and I had no idea what do. "Who are you?" he asked. "I'm……..….D-boy." I said.

He looked at me. "We're suppose to meet you know," he said. "I know," I said. He looked at me. "Cool," he said and jumped up and down. "DDDDD-BOOOOOY!" yelled someone. I turned and saw Mewnich and the red haired woman running towards us. "EFF!" yelled the red haired woman, "YOU ARE IN SOOOO MUCH TROUBLE YOUNG MAN!" When they finally got there Mewnich looked at us both. "Oh, so you two have met?" she asked. "Yes ma'am," I said. "That's good," she said.

"Good bye, Mew," said the woman grapping Eff's hand and leading him away. "We have to go." "Bye bye!" yelled Eff to me, waving. "What did you think?" asked Mew. "I don't like him…" I answered "not at all."

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