People say you're greasy but I think you're really buff,
People always turn their heads, but I cannot get enough,
Most people like Legolas but its you whom I prefer,
You sexy little wormy, Rohirrim counsellor.
Some may think you're weak, I think you are tough,
I'll say it is snowing, when my friends say its dandruff,
My sister thinks I am stupid, and she calls me a silly freak,
'Cos I like your choice of clothes, I think it's very chic.
Why pick Eowyn? When you could have me?
I will wash your hair! Even your hanky,
I'll forgive you for the thing that you had with Saruman,
'Cos the candlestick holding fetish, is where it all began...