"Maxwell's Thermal Deathscythe"

Author's Notes: Yes, I do have serious problems. I just can't afford a psychiatrist to
figure out what exactly those problems are. ^_~

Joan was quizzical, studied pataphysical
Science inbetween
Flying her mecha with a deadly spee-eed
Duo Maxwell, knows his mecha very well
Says his line so well:
"Shinigami has returned from he-e-e-ell!"
But as she fires at the machine
He comes up from behind

Slash! Slash! Maxwell's thermal deathscythe
Came down upon her head
Crash! Crash! Maxwell's thermal deathscythe
Made sure she was dead

Back in school again Duo plays the fool again
Teacher gets annoyed
Wishing to avoid and unpleasant scene-e-e-ene
She tells him to stay when the class has gone away
So he waits behind
Writing fifty times "I must not be so-o-o-o
But when she turns her back on the boy
He creeps up from behind

Slash! Slash! Maxwell's thermal deathscythe
Came down upon her head
Crash! Crash! Maxwell's thermal deathscythe
Made sure that she was dead

OZ soldier Tomerat says "We've caught the Gundam brat!"
Duo stands alone
With that devlish smirk upon his fa-a-a-ace.
Hilde Schbeiker, screaming from a nearby rafter,
"Duo must go free!"
OZ does not agree and they tell her so-o-o-o
But as the words are leaving his lips,
A noise comes from behind

Slash! Slash! Maxwell's thermal deathscythe
Came down upon his head
Crash! Crash! Maxwell's thermal deathscythe
Made sure that he was dead

Pilot Zero Two!