I tried to resist the call of the songfic challenge, but I couldn't. Yet another Beatles'/Hogan's Heroes song parody, this is "Colonel Hogan". It's to the tune of "Doctor Robert" which can either be found on the Beatles' "Revolver" album (British version) or the "Revolver" CD, or the US album "Yesterday and Today". I don't own Hogan's Heroes, or The Beatles, but I do own "Revolver" (twice) and "Yesterday and Today" (once). Enjoy!


Colonel Hogan (Doctor Robert)

Radio my friend, and call
Colonel Hogan
Day or night he'll be there any time at all
Colonel Hogan

Colonel Hogan

Build yourself a better life
Bring your kids, your dog, your wife
He eliminates your strife
Colonel Hogan

Has great men to back him up
Colonel Hogan
Carter, Newkirk, Kinch, Lebeau
Colonel Hogan

Colonel Hogan

He's a man you must believe
Helps the Underground in need
No one can succeed like
Colonel Hogan

With their help, escapes go fine
Send you off to London
Colonel Hogan

My friend works for the Underground
Colonel Hogan
Secret code word "Papa Bear"
Colonel Hogan

Colonel Hogan

Build yourself a better life
Bring your kids, your dog, your wife
He eliminates your strife
Rob Hogan

With their help, escapes go fine
Send you off to London
Colonel Hogan

Radio my friend and call
Colonel Hogan

Radio my friend and call
Rob Hogan

Colonel Hogan!