"Witch Girl"

A Harry Potter parody of Gwen Stefani's "Rich Girl"

Disclaimer: Harry Potter belongs to J.K. Rowling and "Rich Girl" is Gwen Stefani's. I just have fun making parodies.

This one was screaming to be written!


Fan girl:

Na na na na na na, ab-ra-ca-dab-ra, na na na na na, na na, ab-ra-ca-dab-ra
Na na na na na na, ab-ra-ca-dab-ra, na na na na na, na na, ab-ra-ca-dab-ra

If I was a witch girl (Na, na, na…)
See, I'd have all the magic in the world
If I was a wizard's girl
No man could test me, impress me, my knowledge would never, ever end
'Cuz I'd have all the magic in the world
If I was a witchy girl

Think what that magic could bring
I'd do everything
Clean out Ollivander's wand shop in my Madame Malkin's robes
No, wouldn't just have one room
A Hogwarts dorm room if I could
Please, let me fly fast to my fancy house in Hogsmeade town

All the Potions, baby, they can do anything
I hope they all work right so I can pass my O.W.L.s
Divination, baby, Hermione says it isn't true
But I believe it, baby
I'm headed to Hogwarts. How about you?

If I was a witch girl (Na, na, na…)
See, I'd have all the magic in the world
If I was a wizard's girl
No man could test me, impress me, my knowledge would never, ever end
'Cuz I'd have all the magic in the world
If I was a witchy girl

I'd be in one of the four Hogwarts houses too
If I got in trouble, Harry'd come to my rescue
Voldemort's wicked, the Death Eaters too
Now they're back, so Harry, baby, hurry up and come and save me!

All the Potions, baby, they can do anything
I hope they all work right so I can pass my O.W.L.s
Divination, baby, Hermione says it isn't true
But I believe it, baby
I'm headed to Hogwarts. How about you?

Come together all over the world
From the 'hoods like Godric's Hollow, all my Hogwarts girls
(What?) A Mudblood? (What?) A Pureblood?
It shouldn't matter, shouldn't matter, shouldn't matter, shouldn't matter, shouldn't matter
Come together all over the world
From the 'hoods like Godric's Hollow, all my Hogwarts girls
(What?) A Mudblood? (What?) A Pureblood?
It shouldn't matter, shouldn't matter, shouldn't matter, shouldn't matter, shouldn't matter

What would happen to my life?
Would it turned upside down?
Magic would blow my mind. I can see it now.
All those spells, just think! (Mmm…)
If only I could do those things! (Yeah)
With Gryffindor I'd jam. I'd rock the red and gold.
People, you know who I am.

Yes I know that's Voldemort's wicked.
I hope he's defeated in the end.
Harry's climbed all the way from the bottom to the top.
Now fan girls give him nothing but love.

If I was a witch girl (Na, na, na…)
See, I'd have all the magic in the world
If I was a wizard's girl
No man could test me, impress me, my knowledge would never, ever end
'Cuz I'd have all the magic in the world
If I was a witchy girl

Na na na na na na, ab-ra-ca-dab-ra, na na na na na, na na, ab-ra-ca-dab-ra
Na na na na na na, ab-ra-ca-dab-ra, na na na na na, na na, ab-ra-ca-dab-ra

Na na na na na na, ab-ra-ca-dab-ra, na na na na na, na na, ab-ra-ca-dab-ra


So what did you think?

If you liked this one, check out my other parody "When You're a Celebrity."