Title: Kissu!
Author: kawaii-kirei "KK"
Rating: PG for shounen-ai and cursing
Pairing: SasuNaru, NaruSasu

Author's Notes: whee! Took me 30 minutes to finish this, and I'm quite satisfied with how this turned out. SASUNARU!

Disclaimer: Naruto and all of it's characters does not and never will belong to me.


It troubled him very much and he felt that familiar sting at the back of his head as he looked at the figure a few feet away from him, talking to Sakura and Ino. Obviously, these two wanted to know if who was better for our well-known Sasuke in the perspective of Naruto.

Sasuke bit his tongue and leaned back in his chair. Didn't they know that he was just simply not interested? They should have known by now, though, after chasing Sasuke for almost all their life that the boy was undoubtedly gay and already in love with a certain someone else.

And that someone was standing in front of him now.

"Sasuke!" It came out as a whine and Sasuke found himself loving that tone very much, "Come on, help me here! These two won't stop bugging me all day! You're their fucking hero so save the day and kiss one of them or someone else you like to stop their fucking questions! I can't even go to the toilet without having atleast one of them pop out of every corner of the cubicle! Who's better for Sasuke! Who's his perfect match! Damn, I'm no expert matchmaker! Just go kiss someone and save me from this torture! Please, Sasuke! Even though I'll regret begging you like this later on and I know you'll be a bastard and blackmail me with this little event, but this is more important, so please! With cream and syrup and a cherry on top!"

It was very amusing, to say the least. Naruto defeated him, Sasuke Uchiha, and even made him come back to the village single-handedly and yet he can't even take two ordinary girls.

If being an obsessed and crazy fangirl SLASH ninja was ordinary anyway.

"Yeah, Sasuke! Kiss me!" Obviously, Sakura caught Naruto back once again in her net and was now practically choking the poor boy.

"No! Sasuke will kiss me! Come on, Sasuke, you know you want to." Ino sent him a wink,

"So..." Sasuke began slowly, a smirk in his face, having decided to grant their wishes. "You want me to kiss someone?"

"Yes!" Even Naruto yelled the answer, now desperate to get out of the girl's grasp, even though he already had manage to somehow free himself of the evil and demented net.


All three watched in anxiety as Sasuke stood from his seat and strode towards them, but Sakura and Ino's jaws dropped firmly to the ground as Sasuke grabbed Naruto by the collar and kissed him full on the lips.

And Naruto noticed with wonderful delight that Sasuke was oh-so nice enough to include some tongue action, too.

Then Sasuke left with a satisfied smile on his face, leaving a love-sick Naruto and two very dumbfounded girls.

Yeah, life was good.