If you love the Stanton and Serena pairing and you cant take a joke, it's prolly not really a good idea to read this story. So I advise you leave. Now. Before you're like… scarred forever or something.

Serena yawned in boredom as she spun around in her chair. She had to do something. Pulling herself to her computer, she seized the mouse and signed on to AOL.
Welcome! The robotic male voice greeted her.
"Come on! You've got mail! You've got mail! You've got… damn…" She cursed at the empty mailbox. Then suddenly the IM sound rang.

HotChica22 – Hola, chica!
SexyDarkGoddess – Wassup?
HotChica22 – Nothin much. Just had sex with your brother.
SexyDarkGoddess – … and I would want to know this, why?
HotChica22 – Whateverz. Is Stanton there yet?
SexyDarkGoddess – No. I wonder what's taking him so long.
HotChica22 – Evil board meetings?
SexyDarkGoddess – Prolly
HotChica22 – Wanna RPG?
SexyDarkGoddess – Sure
HotChica22 – (Jimena walks in)
SexyDarkGoddess – (Stabs Jimena) Mwahahahahaha!
HotChica22 – HEY! You can't do that!
SexyDarkGoddess – Just did
HotChica22 – Hey, I gotta TTYL! Collin just came back
SexyDarkGoddess – Ugh…
HotChica22 just signed off at 3:00

The IM sound rang again and Vanessa popped up.

2Gorjus4U – Serena!
SexyDarkGoddess – You spelled gorgeous wrong, babe.
2Gorjus4U – I spelled what wrong?
SexyDarkGoddess – Nothin… Whatcha doin?
2Gorjus4U – Just chillin, spillin, nevah killin. Always willin to drop a few lines.

SexyDarkGoddess - … okaaaaaaaay. Did you find those evil dudes yet?
2Gorjus4U – You mean Tymmie and Karyl?
SexyDarkGoddess – Whateverz.
2Gorjus4U – Nah. I was with Stanton.
SexyDarkGoddess – WHAT?
2Gorjus4U – Nuttin
SexyDarkGoddess – Don't make me come over there.
2Gorjus4U – I gotta go!
SexyDarkGoddess – WAIT!
2Gorjus4U just signed off at 3:06

"Damn…"

Another IM sound.
ILikeTaffyApplez – Sup?
SexyDarkGoddess – …
ILikeTaffyApplez – Do I have to?
SexyDarkGoddess – …
ILikeTaffyApplez just signed off at 3:08
SerenasBitch has just signed on.

SerenasBitch – Happy?
SexyDarkGoddess – Of course. :) Now what's up with you and Vanessa?
SerenasBitch – Me and Vanessa? What makes you say that?
SexyDarkGoddess – Don't play with me, man! She said you were 2gether!
SexyDarkGoddess – Stanton?
SerenasBitch is Away
SexyDarkGoddess – STANTON! SHE SAID YOU WERE TOGETHER! NOW IS THIS TRUE OR NOT?
SerenasBitch – Neeeeeeevah.
SexyDarkGoddess – THAT'S WHAT YOU SAID LAST TIME!
SerenasBitch – I gotta go… eat a taffy apple or somthin
SexyDarkGoddess – STANTON!
SerenasBitch just signed off at 3:12
SexyDarkGoddess – ARGH!
SerenasBitch is no longer signed on.

Another IM.
CattyO – Wassup, Gee?

SexyDarkGoddess – It's G

CattyO – Wassup, G?
SexyDarkGoddess – I dunno. I think Stanton's cheating on me.
CattyO – IT WASN'T ME! I DON'T KNOW HOW MY BRA GOT IN HIS CAR! I SWEAR!
SexyDarkGoddess – I wasn't accusing you!
CattyO – O
SexyDarkGoddess – But now that I think about it
CattyO – I gotta go fuck Stanton!
CattyO – I mean Keelie!
SexyDarkGoddess –KYLE!
CattyO - WHateva
CattyO just signed off at 3:20

IM
CluelessBoyfriend – Hey, Serena!
SexyDarkGoddess – Hey Michael
CluelessBoyfriend - And I don't know WHY I'm talking to you
SexyDarkGoddess – Okay.
CluelessBoyfriend just signed off at 3:22

EvillerthanStanton just signed on.

EvillerthanStanton –MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
SexyDarkGoddess – Hey Lambert

SextDarkGoddess – Eviller?
EvillerthanStanton – Shut up! I have just inhabited Tianna's body! Now I can get close to Stanton!
EvillerthanStanton – Really!
EvilerthanStanton – I'm not playing!
EvillerthanStanton – No shit!
SexyDarkGoddess – Well that's stupid cuz Tianna cant get close to him anywayz! SO HA!
EvillerthanStanton – THAT'S WHAT YOU THINK! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
EvillerthanStanton just signed off at 3:29
"Dayum!"

Don't take this seriously. Its just a random thing I wrote in drama class the other day when I was extremely bored. Vanessa's chappy is next.