Okay I have obviously been watching a little bit 2 Much SOUTH PARK. But I do think Kyle bitches a lot…

Catty sat in her room, her arms crossed, upset that her mother wouldn't drive her to the orgy. She usually would let her do anything. Catty sighed desolately and turned to her computer. Only one thing to do now. She would chat with that guy…. Now what was his name again? Dammit. She had spent so much time thinking about Stanton that she had forgotten. Wrecking her brain to remember, she created a chatroom and invited screenname DarkSon54.

CattyO- Hi Karl!

DarkSon54- Kyle.

CattyO: Hey! So er… what are you doing.

DarkSon54- Bitching as usual. You?

CattyO- Bored.

DarkSon54- Whatever. I hate living with my roommates. They won't listen to me…

Catty dozed off for about an hour as Kyle went on and on and on and on and on and on until someone else entered the room.

CattysTrick- WAZZUP! WAZZUP! WAZZUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP!

CattyO- STANTON!

CattysTrick- Sup? I thought you were going to Serena's house.

CattyO- Couldn't get a ride.

CattysTrick- Its cool. I had to leave anyway. Me and Collin are at the internet café now looking for Aura! It's KEWL!

DarkSon54- Excuse me, but we were talking. You can't just cut into our conversation like that.

CattysTrick: Is he talking to me?

CattyO- Yup…

CattysTrick; Is he talking to ME?

CattyO- Yupperz.

CattysTrick- DO YOU KNOW WHAT I AM?

DarkSon54- Nu…

CattysTrick- Available! But not on Tuesdays…

DarkSon54- Ok…

CattyO- WHAT ABOUT ME?

CattysTrick- I guess you can come too. Hey who is this guy anyway?

DarkSon54- I can't entrust that information in you.

CattyO- Kyle.

DarkSon54- CATTY!

CattysTrick- ROTFLMAO! Dude, I heard you were a bitch.

CattyO- Stanton.

CattyTrick- Kyle is a bitch. He's a big fat bitch! Hes the biggest bitch in the whole wide world!

DarkSon54- …

CattysTrick- He's a stupid bitch if there ever was a bitch! Hes a bitch to all the boys and girls!

CattyO- Stanton I'm warning you.

CattysTrick- HES A BITCH! BITCH! BITCH! BITCH! BITCH! BITCH! BITCH! BITCH!

CattysTrick- BITCH!

CattysTrick: BIIIIITCH!

CattysTrick- Kyle is a bitch and hes such a dirty bitch!

CattyO- STOP!

CattysTrick- If you talk to people around the world, it might go a little bit something like this:

CattysTrick- Kyle es una perra. Él es una perra gorda grande. Él es la perra más

grande del mundo ancho del conjunto

CattysTrick- Kyle est une chienne. Il est une grande grosse chienne. Il est la plus

grande chienne dans le monde large de totalité

CattysTrick- Kyle ist ein Weibchen. Er ist ein grosses fettes Weibchen. Er ist das

größte Weibchen in der breiten Welt des Ganzen

CattysTrick- Kyle è una femmina. È una femmina grassa grande. È la femmina più

grande nel mondo largo di tutto

CattysTrick- I REALLY MEAN IT! KYLE! IS A BIG FAT FUCKIN BIIIIIITCH!

DarkSon54 has left the room.

CattyO- See look what you did!

CattysTrick- Right. Blame the evil, malevolent prince of darkness. He couldn't possibly do anything right.

CattyO- Damn straight. I'm out anyway. I have to talk to Vanessa.

CattysTrick- Tell her hey for me.

CattyO- I will.

She typed 2Gorjus4U into the IM window.

CattyO- Stanton said stop calling him.

2Gorjus4U- Really?

CattyO- Oh yeah.

2Gorjus4U- But I thought we were getting along so well.

CattyO- Guess not. So what are you doing?

2Gorjus4U- Writing another fanfic.

CattyO- …

CattyO- Maybe I should go

2Gorjus4U- No! Its really good this time! And original too!

CattyO- Nessa!

2Gorjus4U- Its about a new set of daughters!

CattyO- Overdone.

2Gorjus4U- The daughters in a musical?

CattyO- Done.

2Gorjus4U- Wally?

CattyO- Also done.

2Gorjus4U- ARGH! Why can't I be original?

CattyO- Why don't you try something else?

CattyO- And stay as far from pen, paper, and a keyboard as you can manage.

2Gorjus4U- Aw…

CattyO- Why don't you just go back to singing?

2Gorjus4U- Michael kicked me out of the band.

CattyO- Why?

2Gorjus4U- My new lyrics…

CattyO- O… why don't you just use some of Serena's poems. They're good.

2Gorjus4U- But they're all about Stanton

CattyO- So?

2Gorjus4U- I guess… I'm gonna go… do somthin…

2Gorjus4U has just signed off.

Catty sighed in boredom and decided to go back to her chatroom.

CattysTrick- Been waiting for you to come back. Im bored and the food sucks here.

CattyO- Whatever. I would be out with Kyle right now had you not made him mad.

CattysTrick- LOL The bitch.

Catty groaned and looked over her buddy list. Who else could she invite? She knew!

HotChica22 has entered the chatroom.

HotChica22- Hey, Catty. Who's your trick?

CattysTrick has left the room

Catty&JimenasBoyToy has entered the room.

HotChica22- Collin?

Catty&JimenasBoyToy- Yeah right.

Catty&JimenasBoyToy- It's me!

HotChica22- Who?

Catty&JimenasBoyToy- STANTON!

CattyO- YO! ITS ME CATTY!

HotChica22- Oh. Where are you, Stanton? I'm at Serena's house.

CattyO- LALALALALALALALAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

Catty&JimenasBoyToy- Isn't her room kewl?

CattyO- Knock Knock!

HotChica22- Oh yea!

Catty winced as they were both ignoring her. She decided to invite someone else.

ILoveTaffyApplez- SUP!

Catty&JimenasBoyToy- HEY! I love taffy apples!

CattyO- No, Stanton. You like Taffy Apples.

Catty&JimenasBoyToy- Does it matter, dammit? Now who the hell are you anyway?

ILoveTaffyApplez- You stole my taffy apple, mother fucker!

Catty&JimenasBoyToy- DID NOT!

ILoveTaffyApplez- YOU DID SO! NOW I WANT MY FUCKING TAFFY APPLE BACK FUCKO!

Catty&JimenasBoyToy- Fucko? Well sorry. I ate it.

ILoveTaffyApplez- YOU WHAT?

Catty&JimenasBoyToy- Yup. It was good 2!

ILoveTaffyApplez- IM TELLIN MY MAMA!

Catty&JimenasBoyToy- TELL YO MAMA!

ILoveTaffyApplez- Ima kick your ass! You cant just come to Halloween parties and steal peoples Taffy Apples!

Catty&JimenasBoyToy- I can and I will again! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

ILoveTaffyApplez- (punches BoyToy upside the head)

Catty&JimenasBoyToy- (Gives little ugly kid a monster wedgie)

ILoveTaffyApplez- (Threatens to tell everyone what he saw BoyToy doing at the YMCA yesterday)

Catty&JimenasBoyToy- …

Catty&JimenasBoyToy- (Offers to buy cute little kid a thousand taffy apples if he will just shut the fuck up)

ILoveTaffyApplez- Deal.

Catty&JimenasBoyToy- Deal

ILoveTaffyApplez has left the room.

CattyO- What was that all about?

Catty&JimenasBoyToy- Stay the fuck up out my business.

CattyO- Ok…… hey! Who wants to RP sons of the dark?

Catty&JimenasBoyToy- I call Kyle!

HotChica22- I'll be Berto!

CattyO- I guess I'll be Obie then.

2Gorjus4U has just entered the room.

2Gorjus4U- Sup?

Catty&JimenasBoyToy- RP

CattyO- NOOOOOOOOOOO!

CattyO- I mean, who do you want to be Vanessa?

2Gorjus4U- Er… I can be Samuel!

CattyO- Whatever…Obie woke up from his sleep and pulled open the curtains. It was another hot and blistering day in Los Angeles California. He walked into the kitchen.

2Gorjus4U- Samuel ate muffin. It was good. Muffin taste like chicken.

HotChica22- …

HotChica22- Berto walked in and saw Samuel eating the muffin. He took one from a basket and munched on it.

DarkSon54 has entered the room.

CattyO- KYLE!

DarkSon54- Catty, I just want to say sorry. I acted like a jerk.

Catty&JimenasBoyToy- Kyle walked in wondering what he could bitch about today. Maybe the heat or his roommates BO. Maybe because the fucking sky was fucking blue. Or maybe about how he never got any because he was a big fat fucking BEEEEOOOOOTCH!

DarkSon54 has left the room.

CattyO- STANTON!

DarkSon54 has entered the room.

DarkSon54- Man you suck!

Catty&JimenasBoyToy- At least I'm not a BIZNITCH!

DarkSon54- That's why I'm fucking your gf right now!

Catty&JimenasBoyToy- WHAT?

CattyO- WHAT?

DarkSon54- Hell yeah! Auras over my place, fucker! Hows that for bitching?

Catty&JimenasBoyToy- YOUR GONNA FUCKIN PAY!

DarkSon54- Catch me if you can!

DarkSon54 has just signed off.

Catty&JimenasBoyToy has just signed off

HotChica22- Dayum.

CattyO- Men…