Summary: Naruto is just an ordinary teen going to an average high school... right? WRONG! Naruto is a freshmen who finds himself in the strangest school. A school with thick eyebrowed gym teachers, perverted unemployed janitors, and a story behind the whole thing. School had never been so fun. Main: NaruHina Others: SasuSaku, ShikaIno, NejiTen.

RLN: I was orginally going to put ShikaTema as the pairing but I was like: No... it just doesn't seem right for this fic. Maybe next time ShikaTema fans! (Gets beaten to a bloody pulp by ShikaTema fans)Okay, now that my moment of terror is over... Everyone does an average high school fic where there's just a small plot, I decided I'm adding more to the plot (Trying to be different here people)... here we go.

I do own Naruto... I wish...

Chapter 1 Hello, we're the losers!

Naruto's POV

Okay, is it just me, or is this neighborhood wacky? The old lady across the street is cutting her lawn... with hedgeclippers. There's a man who's married to a man but is going out with his sister next door, and two blocks down, I think this old guy is checking me out. Okay, I know it's not just me. Don't get me wrong, this new orphanage is awesome, it's the neighborhood I'm scared of. What kind of High School was I going to end up at? What if the kids were freaky there too? No, they have to be normal, right?

Normal POV

Naruto never realized how wrong he was until he got to the actual school. The morning was actually pretty normal, until he got to his locker. He was putting his stuff in his locker, and got his stuff for his first and second hour classes. His locker were those small, half sized lockers. He had his stuff and shut the door, when he noticed that the hallways were dead silent. He looked down the hallway and saw a small group of older classmates walking down. He looked down the other side of the hallway, there was another group of kids walking down as well.

"What's going on?" Whispered Naruto, to another kid. The kid looked at him confused. It was when Naruto saw his face he got freaked out. First of all, the kids eyes were WIDE and CIRCULAR. Second of all, he had thick eyelashes. Finally, he had GIANT FUZZY EYEBROWS.

Naruto's non-fuzzy eyebrow twitched.

"You must be new here..." Whispered the freak. He got very close to his face. Naruto fought the urge to run away. "Run..." He whispered.

"What?" Naruto asked.

"Run..." He whispered more firmly. Suddenly, a loud slam was heard, Naruto and the boy looked to see and saw a guy get thrown against a locker. The halls were silent, but then screaming was heard. Everyone was running all over the place. The boy grabbed Naruto and pulled him behind a trashcan. Another boy was thrown over their heads. The boy grunted as he hit the ground.

"Ugh..." He muttered.

"Hey Shikamaru!" Said the freak, the boy, Shikamaru, looked up.

"Oh hey Lee and... friend..." Said Shikamaru, turning his head to Naruto.

"This is..." Lee started, he then looked at Naruto.

"Oh, I'm Naruto. I'm sorta... new..." Said Naruto.

"Oh... Hello, we're the losers... Have you seen Chouji?" Said Shikamaru, getting behind the trashcan. Lee shook his head no.

"Does this always happen?" Asked Naruto.

"Basically, when the halls get silent, it's an omen..." Said Lee.

"So it does happen alot?" Asked Naruto.

"Damnit Chouji..." Naruto could hear Shikamaru mutter.

"Doesn't anybody get in trouble for this?" Asked Naruto.

"The principal's constently drunk, she doesn't know what to do, and the school can't afford students getting expelled, so we have to get used to it..." Said Lee, leaning against the trashcan, suddenly, the trashcan was pulled away and Shikamaru, Naruto, and Lee fell backwards onto their backs.

An older high schooler was looking at them, smirking. Lee quickly got up and was about to run away but someone else grabbed him. Naruto couldn't tell what else happened because he and Shikamaru got slammed into the lockers. One of the guys even tried stuffing Naruto into the half sized locker.

"DUDE! I'M TWICE THE SIZE OF THIS LOCKER! I AIN'T GONNA FIT!" Naruto shouted.

"Oh, we'll see about that." Said the older high schooler.

"LET ME OUT OF HERE!" Shouted Shikamaru's muffled voice from a full sized locker. Suddenly, Naruto and the guy who was attempting to shove him in a locker was sent backwards onto the floor when a guy in a black hoodie got thrown into them.

"GET OFF ME!" Screamed Naruto. The boy with the black hoodie already got up.

"AKAMARU!" The boy shouted. Naruto looked where the boy was staring at and found a guy looking curiously at a dog.

Dogs are allowed here too? He wondered.

"GIVE ME BACK MY DOG YOU ASSHOLE!" The boy shouted.

"That's your dog?" Asked Naruto.

"Yeah? So? What's it to ya?" He asked.

"You're allowed to bring dogs to school?" Said Naruto.

"Er... my friend's blind..." Said the boy, but Naruto could tell he was lying.

"Huh? WHAT ARE YOU DO... AKAMARU!" Screamed the boy as the dog was dropped in the trashcan, the boy was about to grab his dog out but someone stumbled into him. Naruto walked over to the trashcan and pulled the dog out.

"WHAT'S GOING ON IN HERE?" Shouted a voice. Everyone stopped and Naruto turned around and saw a woman (A teacher Naruto assumed) with black hair and crimson eyes. "I want every single one of you in your classrooms right now!" Shrieked the woman. Everyone mumbled before leaving. Naruto looked around searching for the dog owner but he couldn't find him. He was being pushed in the crowd so Naruto had no choice but to go. A few moments he free from the crowd, he then heard noises coming from a closet.

"Is anybody out there? Can you hear me?" Said the voice from the closet. Naruto opened the closet and backed up when a girl clumsily fell on the floor. Naruto bent down.

"Hey, you okay?" He asked. The girl looked up, embarassed.

Okay, it's official, everyone in this damn city are freaks... Thought Naruto, looking at the girl's silver eyes.

"Uh... O-Oh... H-Hi, T-Thanks for the h-help... A-Akamaru?" The girl said suddenly, taking the dog.

"Oh, you know the owner?" Said Naruto.

"U-Uhm... Y-yes... h-he b-belongs t-to a f-friend of m-mine..." Stuttered the girl, blushing. This boy was sorta cute...

"Oh, that's good, I didn't want to carry him around all day..." Said Naruto chuckling slightly. "Oh! Uhm... do you know where room 209 is?"

"R-Room 209? I-It's right down this hallway, it's at the very end..." Said the girl.

"Oh thanks!" Said Naruto smiling, he then left.

"Y-You're welcome..." She said quietly. She then looked at the clock and gasped. She was late!

Lockers-

"Hello? Is anybody going to get me out of here? Hello! Where is everyone!" Shouted Shikamaru's voice from the locker.

End of Chapter

RLN: Oh, I have now added more to my profile page. (That Author Page thingy, what's it called?) I added rants, (Where I talk about things that piss me off) Who's the Best Character Biographies, (Got most of it done but not all of it) and a note for Stranded with Idiots. (A sequel?) Anyways, please Review!