Disclaimer: He thinks I don't notice his nice ass behind those robes…But I do...oh yeah baby I do. Oh right right, I don't own any part of Inuyasha, and yes, not even Miroku's alluring ass.
Rating & Warnings: PG13, content may offend some minors, but suck it up princess, it's called Humor.
Author's Precious Note: I'm sure you have seen this type of diary before :) All meant for fun and laughter. My gaydar is beeping at Miroku…
Summary: "Dear Diary: I, Miroku, have a confession to make. I don't like girls." The diary of Miroku, who is as straight as a circle.
Miroku's Little Black Book
Day 1, Entry 1:
I Miroku, have a confession to make. I don't like girls.
Day 1, Entry 2:
But that doesn't mean I can't touch them.
Or spank them.
Day 1, Entry 3:
I must say -smacks lips- Inuyasha is quite cute :)
I want to rub those ears! ToT
Day 1, Entry 4:
Damnit Kagome is rubbing them.
Fuck off bitch he's -snaps- my man!
Day 1, Entry 5:
I don't like her. Just because she's a freaking miko.
She gets to ride on him.
And straddle him.
Day 1, Entry 6:
I wonder what it's like to ride on Inuyasha.
And straddle him…
Day 1, Entry 7:
And be able to "sit" him.
Yeah baby, I like you doooownnn like this. :D
Day 1, Entry 8:
I don't like her voice. Kagome's voice I meant.
It's too shrill.
And valley-girl like.
She whines too much.
Day 1, Entry 9:
Ugh. Another Inuyasha-why-did-you-leave-me-to-see-Kikyou-conversation.
She has some serious jealousy issues.
I bet she's a virgin.
Day 1, Entry 10:
Someone just fuck her already and put her out of her misery. o.O;;
Day 1, Entry 11:
Inuyasha deserves someone better.
I'm prettier than her.
My ass is 1000x better then hers.
She has no ass.
No boobs either. They're dented in.
Day 1, Entry 12:
I would never sit him like she does.
Day 1, Entry 13:
I would wait until I'm right under him first.
Theeeeen I'll say the magic words. ;D
Day 1, Entry 14:
OMG. Look everybody! It's Sesshomaru!
Gawsh, he looks like a goddess. His hair is so…yummy O.O
Day 1, Entry 15:
So dark, handsome and mysterious. He's my kinda man. He's my man :)
Day 1, Entry 16:
I love the way he moves.
"Cuz I like the way you moooove."
He shakes his butt a little when he walks. Tres cute.
Day 1, Entry 17:
He's silent nature is arousing. He's like an ice queen.
Day 1, Entry 18:
Fluffy, fluffy, you're so fine…would you be my valentine?
Day 1, Entry 19:
He caught me staring. Crap.
I'm gonna get whipped by him.
Ooo…on the other hand, maybe I should keep staring. !o.o!
Day 1, Entry 20:
He smiled at me. HE SMILED AT ME!1!1!1!1!1!1!1
Day 1, Entry 21:
Annnnnnnnnnnd…he's gone. Dang. I thought we had something back there.
Day 1, Entry 22:
I need something to console me.
Day 1, Entry 23:
Went and touched Sango's butt.
What a sucky consolation prize.
Day 1, Entry 24:
She probably liked it.
I bet Fluffy would've liked it ;D
A/N: Inspired by several fanfics out there similar to the diary-format. And of course, the secret LOTR diaries. Reviews are orgasmic.