I don't own KP or Barlow Girl's song "Average Girl"

"You certainly usually find something, if you look,

but it is not always quite the something you were after."

From The Hobbit by J.R.R. Tolkien.


Teen hero, Kim Possible, looked at her boyfriend, Eric. She was in total shock.

"What did you say?" she said in disbelief.

Erichesitantly said, "It's over, Kim. I just can't take the fact that your so heroic. I'm sorry." (He did paraphrase from his original statement a bit)

So what, I'm not your average girl!

(Guitar shredding)

I don't meet the standards of this world!

(Guitar shredding)

She ran off. She needed comfort. She found it. She ran into Ron's arms. He didn't even ask what was wrong. He just held her. Right in the middle of the hallway where anyone could have seen them.

"Don't worry, Kim," Ron said, "I'm here. I've got you."

Chasing after boys is not my thing!

See I'm waiting for a wedding ring!

"Eric broke up with me," Kim said through the tears.

"He's a loser," Ron replied.

"No, Ron!"

She was braking down. Stupid Eric. Stupid Drakken. She saved Eric from Drakken's clutches, and he thanked her by dumping her!

"I'm the loser," Kim continued.

No more dating.

I'm just waiting.

Like sleeping beauty

My prince will come for me.

Come for me.

"He dumped me because I save the world, and he doesn't understand why. I'm weirding guys out. They see me on television round housing some goon out a window…It's a vivid image."

"Kim, you're not…um…"

No more dating.

I'm just waiting.

'Cause God is writing

My love story.

My love story.

"And," Kim interrupted, "he likes another girl, Ron! I bet she prettier then me, and smarter then me, and more fun to be with."

"No. She's not," Ron replied, shaking his head and still holding Kim.

Boys are bad, that's certainly not true!

(Guitar shredding)

'Cause God is preparing one for you!

(Guitar shredding)

"Oh. And how would you know?" Kim said, (very reluctantly) backing out of Ron's embrace.

"Because," Ron said while smiling, "there is no girl prettier, smarter, or more fun to be with then you."

If you get tired of waiting 'till he comes,

God's arms are perfect place to ru-un!

Kim smiled and said, "Thanks, Ron. I needed that. But now I don't have a date for the prom. I picked out a dress and everything. It's only three days away. I'll never get a date."

It was amazing how quickly Kim went from happy to sad. Sometimes Ron didn't know how to deal with it.

"Well," Ron said, "that makes two of us. I don't have a date either."

No more dating.

I'm just waiting.

Like sleeping beauty

My prince will come for me.

Come for me.

"Really," Kim said (trying, and failing to hide the hope in her voice), "Didn't you even ask anyone?"

"Well, there was one girl I wanted to ask."

"What stopped you?"

"She already had a date."

"Oh," Kim said, feeling very sad for Ron, "That's…to bad."

No more dating.

I'm just waiting.

'Cause God is writing

My love story.

(Music fades)

"Not quite," Ron answered, "You can do this, Stoppable. Time to take a leap of faith."

He took a deep breath and continued, "It turns out the jerk dumped her."

Slee-ee-eep.

That's the only thing for me-e-e.

Kim looked hopefully at Ron. What did he just say?

"Something about being intimidated by her athletic capabilities," he continued.

Joy.

'Cause, when I slee-ee-eep,

God's preparing one for me...

"Now isn't that a strange little coincidence?" Kim said playfully.

"I knew you'd think so."

(Music starts up quietly)

No more dating.

I'm just waiting.

Like sleeping beauty

My prince will come for me.

"I'd love to go with you," she said (No. That wasn't enough to say), "I'd love to be your date for the prom."

There. She said it. The "D" word.

"But I didn't even…oh, whatever. Pick you up at seven?" Ron said.

(Music picks up)

No more dating.

I'm just waiting.

Like sleeping beauty

My prince will come for me.

Come for me.

"That sounds great," she said.

Then a thought entered her mind. She decided to go for it. She leaned forward and…

No more dating.

I'm just waiting.

'Cause God is writing

My love story.

"What's she doing?" Ron thought.

Then her lips touched his. She was kissing him. But this time it was of her own free will. It wasn't because of some microchip. He kissed her right back.

Joy.

No more dating.

I'm just waiting.

'Cause God is writing

My love story.

My love story.

Kim very reluctantly pulled away. Ron was a phenomenal kisser. Her cheeks turned red when she realized that everyone in the hall was staring at them. She didn't care. In fact she wanted the whole world to know.

"Later, hon," she said, intentionally giving him a "pet" name, "Prrrr."

"Later,…KP," he replied, obviously bewildered.

(Music stops)

No more dating...

I'm just waiting...


I hope you liked this one as much as I liked writing it.