Hey whats up? This is my first Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan fic! I got another one in mind, but first let me get this one out of the open! I hope you enjoy it! I love Yu-Gi-Oh!... Survivor is… ok… if its on, ill probably watch it, but now its time to merge the two, but unlike some of the other people who did this, I have to be different and take mine in a different direction! I hope u like it!

DISCLAIMER: I do not own Yu-Gi-Oh! nor do I own Survivor

Two Tribes

Pootietang Tribe… Gazonga Tribe

16 Bastards

Shows each character with a goofy grin on their face… except for Kaiba

This is….

Survivor: Outwit, Outplay, Outlast!

Ladies and Gentlemen, Welcome to Survivor! 16 Duelists have been sent to a Deserted Island for a chance to win 3 million dollars… and ALL the rarest cards ever made!

"WOOOO! YEAH!"

A hoot was heard off camera coming from Weevil, followed by a smacking sound.

Jeff Probst enters and introduces everyone.

"How are you doing, Survivors! As you know, you all will be stuck on a deserted island until there's a lone survivor! I'm Jeff Probst and I will be your host" Probst turns to the Camera. "Now, lets introduce our Survivors…"

From the Pootietang Tribe…

Yugi Muto, Joey Wheeler, Tristan Taylor, Tea Gardner, Bakura Ryou, Duke Devlin, Mai Valentine, and Mako Tsunami!

From the Gazonga Tribe..

Seto Kaiba, Mokuba Kaiba, Maximillion Pegasus, Rex Raptor, Weevil Underwood, Bonz, Marik Ishtar, and Odion!

Jeff spoke up again. "Ok Survivors, you have an hour to get set up, then meet back here for you Immunity Challenge!

And so, the cameras fade out, then fade back in

Rex Raptor: Gazonga Tribe

"Alright, so check this shit out… Pegasus is already starting to piss me off! Were all setting up with the bad ass survival mansion kit that Kaiba brought, and He's all asking me all these questions about Interior designing and shit!"

Scene cuts to inside the mansion, where Rex is posting up dinosaur pictures up in his room. Pegasus comes in wearing a pair of tight ass slacks with no shirt on. "Be honest Rexy-boy… do these pants make my butt look big?" Rex turns around, then whips his head back, blind from the scene. "AAHH! DUDE, COVER UP! YOUR BALLS ARE SHOWIN'!"

Scene cuts back to Rex sitting on a log with his left leg on his right one, doing his camera time. "I was like, "DUDE! I DO NOT WANNA SEE YOUR SCHLONG! GET THE HELL OUT OF MY ROOM! Now I don't give two drops of drops of dino piss what the next challenge is, but whatever it is, I am SOOO gonna fuck Pegasus up on it! Count on it!" Rex then gets up and walks away, muttering, "Sick fuck…"

One Hour later…

Jeff steps forward. "OK teams, its time for your first challenge! Does everyone have a duel disk?" Both Tribes hold their arms up and waves around their Duel Disks. "OK, great! Now you will each draw one card from your decks, and it will be a 2-Tribe battle! The first team to lose ALL their monsters loses the Immunity Challenge! Magic and Trap cards are forbidden in this challenge! Survivors ready!

Each team member lines up side by side. Yugi closes his eyes as the Millennium Puzzle shines bright.

"YU – GI – OOOOOOOOHHHHHH!"

Yami Yugi leans forward and turns to his team. "Does everybody remember the special Pootietang Strategy?" Each member of the Pootietang tribe nodded their heads with huge smirks on their faces. Yami Yugi then looked at Kaiba with his trademark clever smirk. Kaiba however just cocked his eyebrow. "Special Pootietang Strategy? I don't know what kind of lame ass strategy he came up with in that feeble little brain of his, but there's NO WAY it'll stand up to my Blue-Eyes White Dragon!"

"DUEL!"

Odion draws. "I SUMMON MYSTICAL BEAST SERKET!"

Marik draws. "I SUMMON THE WINGED DRAGON OF…"

Jeff runs up to Marik and slaps the God Card out of his hand. "Eygptian God Cards are strictly forbidden in this Challenge! Marik stamped his foot in the sand. "ARE YOU FUCKIN' KIDDIN' ME? WHAT THE HELL KIND OF GAY ASS DUEL IS THIS?" Jeff turned and walked away, completely ignoring Marik. "Continue the challenge!" Marik pulls out his Millennium Rod. "I should take control of your mind and have you cut your own friggin nuts off!" He put his rod away and draws his card. "I FUCKIN' SUMMON REVIVAL JAM!"

Bonz draws. "I SUMMON SNAKE HAIR!""

Weevil draws. "I SUMMON INSECT QUEEN!"

Rex draws. "I SUMMON TWO-HEADED KING REX!"

Pegasus draws. "I SUMMON BLUE-EYES TOON DRA—"

Kaiba interrupts him in mid-summon. "OH THE DAMN YOU ARE! YOU BETTER PUT THAT SHIT BACK BEFORE I SHOVE MY FOUR HUNDRED DOLLAR BOOT UP YOUR ASS!" Pegasus turns to Kabia. "You promise?" he said, smiling. Kaiba simply shook his head, giving him a cold stare. "Very well… you win Kaiba-boy. I SUMMON RELINQUISHED!" Rex shook his head. "You created this shit and THAT'S the best you can come up with?"

Mokuba draws. "I SUMMON THREE-HEADED GEEDO!"

Kaiba draws. "AND I SUMMON THE BLUE-EYES WHITE DRAGON!"

Jeff stared at the army of duel monsters. "WHAT AN ARMY? HOW WILL THE POOTIETANG TRIBE RETAILIATE!"

Mako draws. "I SUMMON LEGENDARY FISHERMAN!"

Mai draws. "I SUMMON HARPY'S PET DRAGON!"

Duke draws. "I SUMMON ORGOTH THE RELENTLESS!"

Bakura draws. "I SUMMON RIGHT LEG OF THE FORBIDDEN ONE!"

Tea draws. "I SUMMON RIGHT ARM OF THE FORBIDDEN ONE!"

Tristan draws. "I SUMMON LEFT LEG OF THE FORBIDDEN ONE!"

Joey draws. "I SUMMON LEFT ARM OF THE FORBIDDEN ONE!"

Yugi draws. "AND I SUMMON EXODIA… THE FORBIDDEN ONE!"

Kaiba's eyes widened. "NO WAY! YOU HAVE GOT TO BE FUCKIN KIDDING ME!" Yugi pointed towards the Gazonga Tribe.

"EXODIA… OBLITERATE!"

And with that, Exodia shot out a huge beam, completely destroying all the Gazonga Tribe's monsters and sending each member flying completely off camera. Jeff stared at the scene in total amazement.

"Uhh….. THE POOTIETANG TRIBE WINS THE IMMUNITY CHALLENGE!"

Each team member hooted and hollered as they celebrated their victory. Jeft was then seen hauling ass towards where the Gazonga Tribe landed. "Ok Gazongas, meet back at the campsite for a tribal meeting to decided who gets voted off." Kaiba got up, pissed off. "Yugi.. one of these days, I am going to fuck you up… just really FUCK YOU UP!" Odion was still face down in the dirt. "Medic…"

Later that night…

the Gazonga Tribe all met at the Tribal meeting. It was a campsite with tiki lamps, a voting box, and the whole island scene. Jeff spoke up. "OK Gazongas, since you lost the Immunity Challenge, you will have to vote who you want kicked off the Island, FROM YOUR TRIBE!" He said the last part glaring at Kaiba. "FUCK! I thought I could get Yugi's ass!" Jeff turned to Odion. "Odion, your frist." Odion walks up to the voting box, scribbles a name down, drops it in, then walks back. This went on til everyone was done voting. Jeff walks over to the box.

"Ok, ill tally up the votes… one vote for Pegasus… one vote for Weevil… another vote for… PEGASUS' GAY ASS… I wonder who wrote that one?" Rex stared up into the sky with a huge grin on his face. Jeff continued to count the votes. "Another for Pegasus… and … WAIT, WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS!"

The vote read, "JEFF IS GAY! HAHAHAHAHA!"

Jeff balled up the vote and tossed it over his shoulder. "Ill just pretend I never saw that one." Marik wore a huge grin on his face, trying to keep from laughing. I think he got MY vote! Hahaha! He thought. Jeff looked up. "Alright, the tribe has spoken. Pegasus my friend, your gone! Please bring me your torch." Pegasus picks up his torch and hands it to Jeff, who then takes the torch behinds some bushes and the sound of unzipping pants are heard, followed by a disturbing sound of pee. He comes back and tosses the burned out torch over his shoulders. "Hit the bricks Pegasus. As for the rest of you, return to your camp and rest up for tomorrow." Pegasus stood there in awe. "Me… gone… you cant do this to me! IM MAXIMILLION PEGASUS, DAMMIT! YOU HAVENT SEEN THE LAST OF ME!" He then stormed off cameras.

The Scene shifts over to the familiar spot where Rex is sitting on his log doing his camera time. "SERVES YOU RIGHT PEGASUS, YOU GAY ASS PIECE OF SHIT!"

THERE ARE STILL 7 MORE SURVIVORS LEFT ON THE GAZONGA TRIBE AS THEY ALL GET READY FOR ANOTHER DAY OF BULLSHIT… WILL THEY OUTPLAY THE POOTIETANG TRIBE TOMRROW? FIND OUT NEXT EPISODE OF SURVIVOR… YU-GI-OH! STYLE!

PLEASE REVIEW AND LET ME KNOW WHAT YOU THINK! HEY, IM EVEN OPEN FOR SUGGUESTIONS! WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO SEE HAPPEN AND VOTED OFF! LET ME KNOW AND ILL USE THEM IN UPCOMING EPISODES/CHAPTERS!