Disclaimer: I don't own Gundam Wing or anything related to it, nor do I own the parody song "Smells like Nirvana", so come on, Weird Al, have a heart and love me for writing a songfic about your song! Don't sue me…hides

A.N.: Whenever you see something in 's in the song, it means the backup singers (Relena, Noin, and Sally) are singing or doing it.

Smells Like Nirvana From the album "Off the Deep End" Parody of "Smells Like Teen Spirit" New Lyrics by: Al Yankovic

"Hey, Duo, we're going to go on next, did you practice the song?" Quatre asked the boy hiding in the corner staring blankly at a song sheet. He slowly turned to them and said, "Uuuuhhh. . ."

"BAKA; he doesn't know the song!" Wufei yelled, throwing his hands in the air. The band-the gundam boys and some of the girls-all moaned and looked ready to give up. He grit his teeth and suddenly said, "Wait! I have a backup plan! Here, use these and play!" Duo said, magically pulling out a pile of song sheets and handing them to the players.

"What's this? This isn't what we practiced!" Heero said, staring at the new music.

"Just work with me, it'll be a big smash!" Duo said, pushing everyone out onto the stage.

"It better or else the only thing making a big smash will be my drumsticks on your head!" Wufei threatened just before the lights came on the group. With a bit of hesitation, Heero began to play his electric guitar, followed by Wufei on the drums and then the rest of the band. Duo stepped up to the microphone and took a breath, starting the song in the utmost seriousness.

What is this song all about?
Can't figure any lyrics out
How do the words to it go? I wish you'd tell me, I don't know
Don't know, don't know, don't know, oh no
Don't know, don't know, don't know...

Now I'm mumblin' and I'm screamin'!
And I don't know what I'm singin'!
Crank the volume, ears are bleedin'!
I still don't know what I'm singin'!
We're so loud and incoherent!
Boy, this oughta bug your parents!

(Quatre, blushing) belch


It's unitel-ligible
I just can't get it through my skull
It's hard to bargle nawdle zouss
With all these marbles in my mouth
Don't know, don't know, don't know, oh no
Don't know, don't know, don't know...

Well we don't sound like Madonna!
Here we are now, we're Nirvana!
Sing distinctly? We don't wanna!
Buy our album, we're Nirvana!
A garage band from Seattle!
Well, it sure beats raisin' cattle!

(Sally) MOO…

(Noin) BAAAAA…

(Duo, gargling) Gluhgluhglagluh, glaaaglagluhgluhgluhglaglaaaglaGULP!

(all playing kazoos) do do, do do, do do, dooo do.

And I forgot the next verse
Oh well, I guess it pays to rehearse
The lyric sheet's so hard to find
What are the words? Oh, nevermind
Don't know, don't know, don't know, oh no
Don't know, don't know, don't know...

Well, I'm yellin' and we're playin'!
But I don't know what I'm sayin'!
What's the message I'm conveyin'!
Can you tell me what I'm sayin'!
So have you got some idea? Didn't think so - Well, I'll see ya!
Sayonora, sayonara!
Ayonawa, odinawa!
Odinaya, yodinaya!
Yaddayadda, yaaahyaaah!
Ayaaaaaaaaaah! Cough cough cough cough!

The audience roared with applause and chanted "Encore!" as the group bowed.

"Nice save, baka." Heero said. With a grin, Duo took another bow.

The end.