"Okay, this one tops it!" LuClipse85 has COMPLETELY lost her mind!" Inuyasha hollered as he stood on the stage tuning his guitar.

LuClipse85 was having a concert tonight to celebrate the Grand Opening of her new fanfiction, "One-Stop Collection". She had the Inu-tachi sing the songfic since she always wanted to see them as a band (in modern clothing). As usual, she was the only one amused with this act.

"Seriously, this crazy woman needs to find some other way to occupy her time and stop torturing us!" Koga griped loudly, doing a maintenance check on his drums. "For her to come up with a parody to THIS song...!"

"Oh leave her alone, Koga!" Kagome gently reprimanded as she practiced on her keyboard. "LuClipse85 is just very creative; she's only doing what she loves to do."

"You mean besides messing with us like this?" Sango spoke up flatly, checking the electrical equipment. "I have no problem with her expressing her creativity, but it just gets to me how easily inspired she is...what're you smiling about, you dirty monk?"

Sango gave Miroku a sort of flirty smirk as she glanced at him. Miroku was sitting on the stage with his tuned guitar in his lap, staring up at her with a grin.

"Aside from the usual, LuClipse85 promised me if I co-operated with her on this songfic, she wouldn't hit on me, verbally or physically."

Everyone glanced away from him.

"What?" Miroku asked, getting the idea that something was up.

LuClipse85 walked onto the stage just to see how things were going and walked up to Miroku. She just stared at him for a few seconds, grinned with a quiet girly giggle and walked off. Miroku was puzzled, Sango was fuming and everyone else teardropped.

"Did she give you a sly goofy grin when she made that promise, monk?" Koga inquired, curiously.

Miroku nodded, and Koga groaned.

"You should've added 'mentally' to that list, Miroku." Inuyasha muttered.

Given that, the Inu-tachi took a break to watch LuClipse85 jump off the stage and run like hell away from Sango, who chased after her with her sword.

Nightfall came and so did the big event. Inuyasha peeked from behind the curtain, gawking in amazement at all of LuClipse85's fans and guests. It was packed out there!

I don't believe how popular this woman is! She ain't even been on this site for a year and all these people are her fans! Inuyasha griped in his thoughts.

The Inu-tachi received a warm and loud applause as they took their positions behind their instruments on stage. LuClipse85 appeared and the crowd roared, cheering and holding up signs, a few of the young men making marriage proposals.

"YOU ROCK, LU-CHAN!" Cried one of her fans.

"Likewise, Lynn-Minmay-chan!" She responded, "Irasshaimasu, minna-san! Welcome to the grand opening of my new fanfiction, 'One-Stop Collection', where you can find songfics of any genre in one collection! Alright, people, you all know the drill. Right now's when I say the disclaimer in which I only own the concept of this songfic. So I'll get it over with: Miroku's hot, sexy and developed body belongs to LuClipse85-AHH!"

The crowd cracked up as the fan-author fell face-first on the stage with her foot twitching in the air after Sango threw her microphone stand at her head, growling.

"Like I said a BILLION times before, Miroku's hot, sexy and voluptuous body belongs to Sango!" She declared firmly with a triumphant smirk, enjoying the cheering from the crowd.

Koga stared wide-eyed at Sango as she reclaimed her microphone, acting all dignified. Man, I wish Kagome got that aggressive on me sometime! He smiled in admiration of her claiming her mate.

"She sure showed her who's boss. But damn, Sango's so possessive!" Inuyasha exclaimed.

"Yeah...Lord Buddha, that woman turns me on!" Miroku said dreamily, ignoring Inuyasha staring at him.

LuClipse85 rose to her feet, stumbling, taking hold her microphone stand to stabilize herself. "Y'all didn't see that."

The crowd laughed and contradicted her.

"Going by Sango's opinion, I don't own Miroku, not even in my fantasies, nor do I own InuYasha or any of the characters. Oh yeah, I don't own "We Didn't Start the Fire" by Billy Joel. It's just such a kick-ass and catchy song, I couldn't help NOT to parodize it. A'ight, I'm done, so let's get this party started, y'all!"

The crowd cheered and the Inu-tachi got started. Koga and Kagome played the drum and keyboard intro and a few measures later, Miroku and Inuyasha joined in on guitar, rocking out and Sango began to sing:


Time-traveling schoolgirl, priestess reincarnate,
Taijiya, houshi, hanyou, miko, love triangle

Instant ramen, constant fighting, complication, conflicts rising
Fluffy-sama, Goshinboku, Moneca Stori

Hiraikotsu, kazaana, foxfire, "No More Words", "My Will", "Change the World"
Myoga looks like Happosai

Onigumo, Kaede, sacred arrows, fanfic craze,
Urasue, magic kiln, and resurrected KIKYO!

We didn't start the fire, it was all started by Takahashi-sama
We didn't start the fire, but all hell broke loose with the Shikon no Tama

Kaguya-Hime's failed plan, Affections Touching 'Cross Time
Transformation, sexual tension, Kikyo must DIE!

Wind scar, Bankotsu, Kagura and Sesshomaru
Shikon jewel breaks, "Hands off of my butt!" (Slap!)

Kirara, Kanna, poor extorted tanuki, Shichinintachi, Goshinki, osuwari, Jinenji
V6, ladies' man, Miroku, you lecherous monk! Shinjitsu no Uta, oh
DAMMIT KIKYO, JUST DIE!

We didn't start the fire, it was all started by Takahashi-sama
We didn't start the fire, but all hell broke loose with the Shikon no Tama

Kitsune, Ayame, Hamasaki Ayumi, Kagome and Inu in dire need of therapy
"Brand New World", cute dog ears, Inu's wearin' hammer pants, wolf-tribe homicide, watashi no ko o kudasai

Kirby Morrow, four souls, imitation Shikon jewel, Kagome, Steel Fang, Sango is a bijin,
Jaken, get a clue! Shikigami, Utsugi, KILL THE WALKING CLAYPOT! IRON REAVER SOUL STEALER!

(crowd roars in agreement)

We didn't start the fire, Onigumo got screwed when he spawned Naraku
We didn't start the fire, now because of him all of Japan's screwed over

Yamaguchi Kappei, baboon-clad hanyou, old drunk Mushin, cross-dressing demon wolf,
Total psycho hell-painter, tortured taijiya Kohaku, Secret of the Cursed Mask, Myoga always flees the scene

Inuyasha's first kiss, then he starts to act a fool,
Kagome was straight up pissed

You all know what happened next

We didn't start the fire, Onigumo got screwed when he spawned Naraku
We didn't start the fire, now because of him all of Japan's screwed over

Tenseiga, Toukijin, Naraku just might be gay,
Aramitama, Megimitama, Kushimitama, Sakimitama,

"Farewell, Days of My Youth", damn hilarious episode,
Bastard left without a trace, exceeds Myoga's cowardice,

Thousand Shikon shards out there, Miroku's running short of time,
Inuyasha's immature, waiting for new episodes,

Inu's daddy, whatta hottie! Ryuukotsei got cut up,

Show is over in Japan, but the manga's running strong!

We didn't start the fire,
It was all started by Takahashi-sama
We didn't start the fire,
'Til Naraku's gone
It will still burn on and on and on and on...

We didn't start the fire, it was started by Takahashi-sama
We didn't start the fire, but all hell broke loose with the Shikon no Tama

We didn't start the fire, Onigumo got screwed when he spawned Naraku
We didn't start the fire, now because of him all of Japan's screwed over

We didn't start the fire, it was started by Takahashi-sama...

oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

The audience cheered and applauded as LuClipse85 and the Inu-tachi took a bow, Inuyasha and Koga admitting they actually had fun with that, despite the parodical references about them. LuClipse85 told everyone this was just the opening, there was more to come! Afterward, her celebration continued with a huge block party that lasted long into the night.


Notes:

'watashi no ko o kudasai'- 'Please bear my child'
'bijin'- 'Beautiful woman, or hot babe'
'Steel Fang'- Translation of Koga's name"
'Aramitama, etc.' - The four souls of the Shikon jewel

Just if you didn't know or you forgot. (smiles)