This is a crazy idea that just popped into my head while writing "Past's Secrets" (read it if you get the chance). It's just a song by HK-47 about his views on us "meatbags". Hope you like it!

By the way, for greater effect, picture HK-47 in the middle of a line of HK-50's, all singing and dancing in unison to some jazzy Broadway number.


Oh, I'm just a regular droid,

With too much free time.

So one day I sat,

And made up this rhyme

You people all say,

That I'm too bloodthirsty,

But I'm not so different,

We all need a hobby.

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Becauseā€¦(music starts)

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They all like to come,

In different shapes and sizes,

From Coruscant to Kashyyk,

From Anchorhead to Iziz!

They think they're all different,

In their own special way,

But after seeing them all,

I have one thing to say!

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(Refrain) It doesn't matter what you say,

"Cause I'll always feel this way.

Can't you see? (Can't you see?)

They're all meatbags to me!

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Some walk on fours,

Some walk on twos,

Some have no legs,

And slide on their ooze.

Some think they're great,

And see others as lame,

But it makes no difference.

They bleed all the same!

>>

(Refrain) It doesn't matter what you say,

"Cause I'll always feel this way.

Can't you see? (Can't you see?)

They're all meatbags to me!

>>

Some of them furry,

Some of them slimy,

Others are rough,

Some smooth and shiny.

Some have strange bodies,

With many lines and creases,

They may come in peace,

But they'll leave in pieces!

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(Refrain) It doesn't matter what you say,

'Cause I'll always feel this way.

Can't you see? (Can't you see?)

They're all meatbags to me!

>>

Some may have tails,

Or large funny faces,

They might live in the sea,

Or up in high places,

Whether pretty or ugly,

Either way I can't tell.

But I really like them -

When they're cooked well!

>>

(Refrain) It doesn't matter what you say,

'Cause I'll always feel this way.

Can't you see? (Can't you see?)

They're all meatbags to me!

>>

Furry, slimy, smooth and shiny,

Ugly, pretty, squishy, tasty!

Can't you seeeeeee?

They're all meatbags to me.

They're all meatbags to me.

They're all meatbags to meeeeeeeeeeeee!