Disclaimer- I DON'T OWN FMA! IN FACT, I DON"T THINK I OWN ANYHING REALTED TO FMA! Well, sort of..

One last thing, my grammar stinks… and I mean really badly…

Today was a lovely day at Central, the sun is shining, the birds are singing, and everyone seems to be in a good mood. Today was perfect…

"MUAHAHAHAHA! BUFFALOS WILL RULE THE WORLD! JUST YOU WAIT, they will attack us when we least expect them. WE ARE ALL GOING TO DIE!"

Well, expect for the hyper alchemist.

"Brother, get down from that tree!" Al shouted

"NO WAY, MY SPORKIE! My precious…" Ed was protecting his spork in a very creepy way.

"Um, it's just a spork.."

"NO IT ISN'T! IT'S SPORKIE THE SPORK! FEAR IT! MUAHAHAHAHAHA!"

"Uh…"

"YOU DON"T BELIEVE ME! FINE THEN, FLY LIKE THE WIND SPORKIE!" Ed threw his spork in the air, then watches it fall to the ground. "NOOO! SPORKIE'S DEAD!" He started crying

Al picked the spork off of the ground. "Um, no he isn't?"

"LOOK WHAT YOU DID!" Ed pointed to his younger brother. "YOU DIDN'T BELIEVE IN SPORKIE AND NOW HE'S DEAD BECAUSE OF YOU! YOU'RE A KILLER AL, A COLD HEARTLESS KILLER! Hey is that ice cream?" Ed's eye grew big as he jumped off the tree and rushed toward the place.

"Wait, brother! You forgot sporkie!" Al ran after his older brother

Meanwhile at the place, Roy was there. He sighed to himself. "That's the last time I walked in on Hawkeye in the bathroom."

Then Edward rushed in. "AHHH!" He pointed at Roy. "IT'S FREDDY KRUGER FROM NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET! Oh, no wait…it's just an ugly old man.."

Roy twitched "WHO ARE YOU CALLING-" He shouted before Ed threw a mango at him.

"Die, you ugly old man who is Freddy Kruger!" He kept throwing fruits at the flame alchemist

"Brother stop!" Al came in.

"Here's a kiwi, here's a orange, here's a onion, here's a textbook, here's a bomb!"

"AH!" Roy threw away the bomb right before it exploded into millions of pieces. "ARE YOU INSANE!" He shouted while being covered of all types of fruits.

"Geez, I'm sorry. I didn't know what I was thinking, unless if you're MEDUSA! Give me back sporkie, you ate him!" Ed shouted back.

"Here's sporkie!" Al showed him the spork that Ed threw.

"THAT'S NOT SPORKIE, HE'S INSIDE MEDUSA!"

Roy twitched again. "HOW DARE YOU CALL ME SOMETHING AS UGLY AS-"

"SPORKIE CAN YOU HEAR ME?" Ed was talking to the flame alchemist's stomach. "WHATEVER YOU DO, DON'T LOOK INTO THE LIGHT!"

Roy slapped himself mentally, Al just sweatdropped.

"I'LL GET YOU OUT OF THERE!" Ed got out a random scythe and was swinging it like a mad man. "THIS IS FOR SPORKIE!"

With no other choice, Roy was running all over the place and screaming like a girl. "AHHH!"

"MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA! FEAR MY WRATH!"

"Hey wait, I'm the flame alchemist!" Roy was about to use his flame on full metal.

Too bad it was raining outside…

"MUHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA! YOU CAN'T HIDE FROM ME FOREVER! GIVE ME BACK SPORKIE!"

"HELP!" Roy was running again.

Hawkeye sighed. "What a way to start a day.."

End chapter 1

Um, did I mention I was really bored when I did this fanfiction? Hee hee.

So should I continue this?