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Disclaimer- Haven't I said this enough already?

Warning: Um…try not to drool in this fanficion because of the fact that Ed – …you'll find out soon…

Chapter 5

"Wheels on the bus go round and round, round and round, round and round wheels on the bus go round and round all through the town!" Ed sang once again loudly. "AGAIN!"

"NO!" Everyone in the whole bus screamed

"MEANIES! I'M TELLING MOMMY!" He ran out of the bus and hit right into a pole. "Wheeee, look at the pretty colors…"

Winry sighed while holding color flashcards in front of him. "This is starting to get too easy…"

Then Al tied Ed to the pole. "Sorry brother, but this is for your own good…"

"WHY ARE YOU SO MEAN TO ME! I'M TELLING!"

"Calm down will you!" Winry shouted with her megaphone, which caused the whole world to shake and messed up the solar system a bit. Al just backed away.

"DON'T LEAVE ME HERE ALL ALONE!" Ed shouted. "WHAT WILL I DO!"

"Here…" Winry gave Ed a puzzle, which happened to be a piece of paper with the name "Edward Elric" on it. "The world's most hardest puzzle."

"It's not hard at all!" Al said.

Ed looked at it. "…. Man this is hard."

Al did an animefall. "It's your name, brother.."

"MY NAME ISN'T EDWARD ELRIC, I AM THE BUFFALO KING! .…I can't read this…IT"S TOO HARD!"

"See what I mean?" Winry said. "Come on Al…"

Meanwhile on the other side of town, Riza looked up at Hughes.

"Everything's going to be okay…now come down from that tree…"

"NEVER! I SEE THAT THE END OF THE WORLD IS COMING!"

"Sir, it's just coffee, Ed will get off of it soon!"

"Coffee is dangerous, it can destroy the world! I WANT TO LIVE! DO YOU HEAR ME? LIIIIIIIVVVVVVVVVVVVEEEEEEEE!"

"…I think you need therapy…"

"…AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! ANYTHING BUT THAT! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

"Oh boy…"

"MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAA!"

"Please don't tell me that was Ed…" Riza mumbled to herself.

"I DIDN"T EVEN WRITE MY WILL YET!" Hughes cried

"I AM NAKED AND PROUD OF IT! MUAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!"

Silence.

"AHHH! MY EYES!" Hughes shouted.

"What was the whole point of that?"

"I'M NOT READY FOR 'THAT' YET!" Winry quickly covered up her eyes.

"BROTHER!"

"I WILL FIND THIS ELRIC PERSON AND RULE THE WORLD WITH HIM! MUAHAHAHAHAHA!"

"You ARE that Elric person!" The four of them shouted.

"SILENCE!"

"PUT SOME CLOTHES ON! DON"T YOU HAVE ANY COMMON SENSE!" Winry threw a blanket over him

"AHH! SPIDER!"

"Be quiet already!" She hit him with a 2-foot mallet and dragged Ed back to HQ using the blanket.

The next day, it was a perfect day once again in central. Look at the birds, they are cowering in fear! Why do they look paranoid? Hey look at the flowers, they're happy…okay more like dying. Fine today wasn't another perfect day.

"I did what?" Ed shouted to his brother. "I did 'that' when I was hyper?"

"Running around in the nude isn't a very wise thing.." Al said.

Ed started to blush really badly. "That's it, no more coffee for me…"

"AHHH! IT THE END OF THE WORLD AGAIN!" Hughes ran as fast as he could.

"HEAD FOR THE HILLS!" Furey shouted

"NO MORE SPORKS!" Havoc yelled.

"What happened here?" Ed thought

Riza entered the building and saw Roy hopping around like a bunny. "RIZA! HOWMANYLICKSDOESITTAKETOGETTOTHECENTEROFATOOTSIEPOP?" He said really quickly

"Uh…"

"IKNOWWHATITIS! IT'S378049083-"

"This is going to take a while." She said as she got out her gun.

BOOM!

"MEANIE!" Roy shouted in the air.

End

Yes, this is my last chapter…sadly… oh last thing, I'm somewhat declaring the fanfiction "I'll be furher" as the sequel to this…(I hope you don't mind, Anime monster!)