Phew. Finally, the final chapter. To be honest, totally, truly honest, I HATED this book. It was work while the other three were fun.

I seem to be fast on the update these days. I wonder why.


cakreut12: Last book? Sorry, ma'am/sir, but there's actually four more to go. And I've never seen Smallville, I said this back in Book 2.

Purple Ghost Sausage: -blink- I ain't sayin nuttin...

dArkliTe-sPirit: Yeah, isn't it great?

venusgal100: He'll be taken along by accident. You'll see.

SilverSummerMoon: Spoken well. This book is poop compared to 1-3. And like I said, I ain't sayin nuttin.


Chapter 10: The Escape

Susan screamed and motioned for the others to run. She didn't have to tell them twice- they ran like Howard Speed (haven't heard of him? Go read the Wayside School books. They're hillarious)- right out of their shoes, and hid behind a nearby building. She herself didn't move. She calmly held up her hand. As the beam came in contact with her hand, it fizzled out of existence.

Danny gasped. "How did you do that?"

"I learned how," Susan said sarcastically, joining them behind the building. "But all the knowledge in the world isn't going to help us now. I know what the divers are after."

"What?"

"Me."

Everyone gasped.

"Yeah, I know, I put you all in danger. Y'see...I don't really have the best reputation with their boss. I've kindas been messing things up for their little group. So now, they're kinda mad at me. Funny, huh?"She flashed a smile.

"Uhh...no," Jimmy said. "Susan, you really should be careful who your enemies are."

"Pfft. All I know is that if they keep trying to find us, they'll destroy Bikini Bottom within hours. It's not safe here anymore. We just need to round up a few people and then we can go."

"Like who?"

"Like the yellow sponge who's walking toward us right now." As she said this, Spongebob ducked behind the building they were behind.

"C..cc...cyclops...scary..." He shuddered.

"Don't worry Squareman, everything's going to be okay," Susan said. She got out her GameComp, minimized the finder program (still darn searching) and typed something in. "I've sent an SOS," she said. "We'll be beamed to safety in T-10 minutes."

"Beamed? What about the phon-"

"The phone booth is currently under repairs. If we used it, we'd end up in the Presholl Universe. It's a NIGHTMARE there...so we're being beamed. It's faster, but a bit more painful." Until then- WATCH OUT!" A giant foot crushed the building that they were behind, resulting in much screaming for the residents. The crew ran to the safety of another, identical building, panting. "Ten minutes isn't gonna come soon enough," Sam said.

"Don't worry, it'll all be over...soon..." Susan said, patting her on the back.

The next ten minutes were spent dodging all the divers. In the process, Bikini Bottom seemed to be getting more and more destroyed. all over, fish fled. By T-15 seconds until beamination, the city was wrecked. (You can tell I want this over with.) Susan was concentrating, worried. "Come on...come on..."

It came. A flash of light beamed down from the sky. "Beam me up, Scotty!" Susan said, stepping into the light. Following suit, Danny hestitatingly stepped in, and felt his body being seperated into tiny molecules. He lost conciousness as his brain was seperated...


YAY! It's over! The first half of Urtrip is over! YAY! (does a victory dance involving a beaver and a chainsaw)

I would like to thank all of you that managed to sit through this:

cakreut12, Nite, Velvet Panther, Purple Ghost Sausage, Green Phantom Queen, PhantomAngela, fubkis-wraph, venusgal100, WindWiz3, Rainstorm Amaya, WaterSakura, Fxxyldy, Rakahn (also known as Rachel-Ember), dArkliTe-sPirit, and SilverSummerMoon!

You are all great homies.

Up next is the recordly-short Book 5, which takes place in...no universe in particular! I'll be putting it in the Danny Phantom section for good measure. Heh. That book will probably be finished before A.M.B.E.R. is finished with all its endings, but it will be packed with enough info to make your EYES BLEED-

- The location and identity of the Guardian of Eternity
- The answer to the anagram (which nobody has bothered to figure out...a clue: SHE -- THE -------- )
- The answer to the long asked question, "What will the universe in Book 6 be?"
- More storyline than ever...but not ALL of it...

Also, I'm sorry I broke some of my Book 4 promises. I just wanted to get through this as fast as possible.

Sorry. But trust me, you will be on the EDGE OF YOUR CHAIRS/COUCHES/BEANBAGS/LITTLE BROTHERS/WHATEVER YOU'RE SITTING ONfor Books 5-8! -SP

P.S. The little brother thing was a joke. I hope you don't really sit on your little brothers :)