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A/N: This is just a funny little epilogue that Amber wanted to write. It's short and pointless.





After Harry and Ron had gone back to Harry's place, they went online and somehow came across a fourteen-chapter story by two American teens who called themselves ShiverBoo. The story was titled "The Pageant" and from its summary, Harry thought it might hold some answers to his and Ron's burning questions. Although by its end all of their questions had been answered, they had read way more than they had ever wanted to know about Draco and Hermione's sexual relations.


Harry's eyes went wide with fright when Ron came over a few days later, holding a deck of playing cards.

"Hey Harry," he asked shyly, "Wanna play cards?"

A/N: That's it! That is officially the end of The Pageant. Let us know if you have any ideas for a sequel.

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Brittany and Amber