A/N: Konnichiwa! So sorry for taking such a long time! Please RR. Arigato!
Disclaimer: I do not own Yugioh. Thank you.
Chapter Two: Joey Wheeler
"Hello! Bloom's back-"
Suddenly the microphone hanging over my head dropped and almost hit my head. "Hey!"
"Sorry!" someone called out.
I turned back to the screen. "Sorry about that, everyone. As I was saying, I'm back! Ever wanted to chase your favorite character but couldn't get close enough? Or blah blah blah blah. I'm tired of saying this. All this is in the first chapter already. Let's just skip to the chase. This is the guide on how to chase/torture/ and annoy...Joey Wheeler! Yay!"
No one clapped...
"Okay... Anyway, why do we want to chase/torture/ and annoy Joey Wheeler? Well, let's see! He's a great duelist, came in second for duelist tournament, and loves pink bunnies!"
Suddenly, Joey's voice yelled out, "NO! My pink bunnies! I mean... What pink bunnies?"
"That was so unexpected," I said. "Well, let's move on! Below are the ways suggested for best results!"
Suggested Ways to Chase Joey Wheeler, the Guy Who Loves Pink Bunnies
"One: Chase the guy with...well... Chase him with a flamethrower. He doesn't like anyone near his hair.
"Two: Steal one or all of his cards and he'll come after you instead!
"Three: Step three, the last but also the easiest step yet to chase him... Just get him some food. (You must have seen this one coming a mile away... If you didn't... Then you've scared the authoress.)
Suggested Ways to Torture Joey Wheeler, the Guy That Do Not Have a Brain Sometimes
"One: Well since Joey hate Kaiba's guts and that he cares a lot for his sister... Just put Serenity in a five miles radius of Kaiba. Or in front of Kaiba. One time, he got so mad, it look like steam was coming out of his ears! But remember! Step one may be dangerous to attempt! Warning!
-Flashback of Step One-
Joey was walking when he saw Serenity talking to Kaiba. "AH! Oh my gosh! Serenity, no!"
He ran over as fast as he can and tackled his sister to the ground. "Sis! Can you hear me? Sis! Serenity! NO, I lost her! No!"
Serenity opened her eyes and stared at her brother. "Joey! What are you doing! I'm fine before you tackled me to the ground!"
Then Joey jumped to his feet and waved a finger at Kaiba. "You! You, you..." He couldn't find his words.
"Whatever, loser," said Kaiba as he coolly walked away.
"I was just asking if he have seen you! But now, I guess I don't have to wait for his answer..." said Serenity.
"Serenity, you're alive! I'm so happy! You stay away from that jerk, you hear me! Did he touch you? He might get his cooties on you! We have to get you home and break into my emergency kit!" screamed the duelist.
"You mean, the "In Case Kaiba Ever Touched Anyone" kit?" asked Serenity.
"Joey! You're letting this get to your head! Everything's fine!" said Serenity.
"Oh my gosh! The cooties are acting fast! No! Serenity, come back to me!" screamed Joey. "Stay here; I'll go get Yugi and the others. They're right in the next store!"
By now, a small group of people shopping had stopped and stared at the pair of siblings. There were also murmurs running along the crowd.
Serenity looked at them. "Uh, I never met him before in my life."
Then slowly the crowd moved on.
Serenity signed and looked at her brother who was still screaming his head off for his friends. She then whispered to herself, "Great, now I have change my name and appearance again... No, not this time. Not again."
-End of Flashback-
"Step Two: Eat something in front of his face while he's tied down helplessly. He cries sometimes if he's extra hungry.
"Step Three: Talk about Kaiba and make sure he's in the hearing range.
"Step Four: Imitate Kaiba and dress like Kaiba to kill Joey even more.
"Step Five: Use all of his hair gel and show him the empty bottle. Well, good luck even trying to dump it out, his gel bottle is like ten gallons or something!"
"Step six: Take his pink teddy bear and dye it all the colors of the rainbow except pink. Like duh.
"Step seven: Mess up his hair. WARNING! AGAIN, RESULTS OF SUCH ACTIONS MAY INCLUDE HIM KICKING AND SCREAMING AND GOING ALL KUNG FU ON YA. SO IF YOU THINK YOU CAN DO IT, GO NUTS. BUT IF NOT, STAY AWAY FROM ATTEMPING STEP SEVEN. I REPEAT, DO NOT ATTEMPT STEP SEVEN EXCEPT IF YOU THINK YOUR LIFE IS ALREADY WASTED."
I took a breath and kept on going. "You know how it is. A lot of anime characters love their hair and they are VERY sensitive about their hair. You should have seen their bathrooms! It's full of hair products and tons of gel bottles! And remember, ALWAYS, I repeat, ALWAYS take pictures and record everything while you fan girls are doing this! My motto!
We chase/torture/annoy you because we care!
"It's true, you know. Anyways, this is Bloom Flower, signing out! Hope to see you next time! Good bye now!"
End of chapter two
A/N: Ya like? I don't think it's as funny as the first chapter but I'm working on it. Please RR. It tells me you're still there. Arigato! Sayonara!
Disclaimer: I do not own Yugioh. Thank you.