Title: That Farmer Boy

Author: Vegemite

Rating: K

Description: Wrote it a long time ago when I was going through a Luke-hating stage, so I've changed most of the first verse, but I just love the chorus and second verse, so I had to post it. Parody of Kelly Clarkson's "Miss Independent."

Disclaimer: I don't own Star Wars, Kelly Clarkson, or Miss Independent


That Farmer Boy

That farmer boy
That innocent kid
That blondie blue-eyes
That silly guy
Just wants an adventure
That moisture farmer's nephew
Wet behind the ears
Yet conquering his fears
That country boy who'd never make it on his own
But what happened was not expected
We thought he's never ever get there
That goody two shoes
I said wow! He's a rebel

How could Luke make it this far?
Blew up some spaceship and a Death Star
My gosh, he's odd. But wow! He's good
Where did that farmer boy go?
Replaced by a man
A man with a gold medal

That little kid
That wide-eyed wonder
That youth who felt he'd never get nowhere
But he miscalculated
He made it through the trench unaided
With nothing but the Force to guide his shooting arm
So, by listening to voices in his head
He won it for the rebels
In his little X-Wing ship
He made the shot

How could Luke make it this far?
Blew up some spaceship and a Death Star
My gosh, he's odd. But wow! He's good
Where did that farmer boy go?
Replaced by a man
A man with a gold medal

When Luke was on the Death Star
He watched Obi-Wan die right there
Leia tried to comfort him later
But there was nothing she could do
Then he heard the voice inside his head
And he didn't know what to make of it
He pondered it for a little while
I'm so glad he listened!

How could Luke make it this far?
Blew up some spaceship and a Death Star
My gosh, he's odd. But wow! He's good
Where did that farmer boy go?
Replaced by a man
A man with a gold medal

That farmer boy