"I Love You, You Hate Me..."
To be sung by LaCroix

I love you, you hate me
Lets get together and live eternally
With a great big kiss on the neck and a cut wrist from me to you
Won't you say you hate me, too.

Repeat 2-3 times. Then dance around and jump out of a closed window on the 21st floor of a building. When asked "Why did you jump out of a closed window on the 21st floor?", answer "I sung the 'Forever Knight' version of the Barney theme."