CH 6

Note: lot's of weird stuff that I haven't really figured out yet. If this bothers you READ NO FURTHER! Also has dark and angsty parts. It's AU (alternate universe). Plus this has nothing to do with any of my other stories. this has been staring at me for a while, so I finally posted it.

BTW: if you don't like the verbal slap, well… my friends said I took it to new levels in this. Last warning.

Disclaimer: I don't own any of it!

CH 6


"Ok, now stand here. You both have the cameras ready right?" Duo says looking at Noin and Zechs

"Yes, but why do you need a camcorder and a camera?"

"You'll see…"

"Why do I get the feeling that I'm going to regret helping you two."

They give every one a sweet and innocent look.

"My god, and here I thought one person with a puppy dog look was bad."

"You shouldn't pick on Q-man like that. Is Sally around?"

A shuffle is heard as Sally, Trowa, and Quatre show up, they move over to where Heero and Relena are standing.

"Ok, let operation sweet revenge begin!"


30 seconds later



"Run for it!"

Two black blurs can be seen at the other end of the hall. A large one going into the wall and the smaller clawing at the ground as it trys to round the corner. A red and white can and sword clang into the wall, they barely miss hitting the larger blob known as Duo.

"Damn it Duo, I told you to wait!"

"I thought you were done!"

"I'm going to kill you both!" is heard from around the corner.

The criminals look at each other then run faster down the hallway with Duo screaming. Soon after an angry Wufei appears covered in stuff; or more precisely covered in whipped cream, sprinkles and a cherry on top of his head, running after them.

"Move, move, MOVE!" Kairyn shouts as she runs thru the hall.

"I can't stop get the hell outa the way!" Duo yells as he slides on whipped cream.

Trowa catches Kairyn as Heero catches Duo.

"Is the camera roll'n Noin?"

"Hell yeah"

"Die Maxwell!"

With that battle cry, the whip cream covered Wufei tries to charge at them, which would have been successful had he not been sliding about on the previously mentioned whip cream. Slipping, he lands in an undignified heap at Sallys feet.

"Congrats Wufei, you have been 'whipped' by both a female and Duo." Sally says to a now semi-defeated looking Wufei. Noin makes sure to get a close up of this.

"Mission Accomplished."