DISCLAIMER: The Justice League isn't mine, they're DC's. The Lyrics you see are by Heart, written by H. Knight and A. Hammond. A B/WW fic set to music. That's all she wrote.

TALL, DARK HANDSOME STRANGER by C.A. TURNER

Wonder Woman was listening to a song by Heart, and thinking about a certain Dark Knight, when a most powerful urge hit her the same time this song came on. "That's it! I'm going to the Watchtower, and tell him how I feel, once and for all!"

Certain League members were doing things around the Watchtower. Batman was checking the Monitor womb, Hal Jordan and Flash were exiting the laboratory, and others were doing a various number of things, when Diana arrived, with a cd of one of Heart's albums, set to a certain song. Aquaman walked up to her, and tried to get her to go out with him. That's when she hit play, and sang along, while punching the Sea King, bitch-slapping him, and just throwing him away from her:

I'm so tired of these men trying to impress me with nothing
The same old routine and the smooth fancy talking

Diana then walked over to a stunned Batman, French kissed him, and continued:

Now I know and believe that I found it for real
Cause' you're good and you're kind, and you care how I feel

Flash, Green Lantern, Hawkman, and Hawkwoman gasped in shock as Batman gave a small smile, and WW continued the song:

I had a tall dark handsome stranger
I've had the devil in disguise
I've been attracted to the danger
But I was never satisfied
And I know what I like and I like what I see in your eyes
Oh oooh you're so beautiful

"Um, did she say Bats was 'beautiful'?" Black Canary squeaked as she came in. Batman then held her as she kept singing:

I've been pushed I've been pulled I've been put out and trod on
Just by takin' my chances I finally caught on
When I see in your eyes all the love shining through
I'm glad I held out for somebody like you

The small grin on Batman's face turned into a full, all-out smile as she continued:

I had a tall dark handsome stranger
I've had the devil in disguise
I've been attracted to the danger
But I was never satisfied
And I know what I like, and I like what I see in your eyes
Heaven must have sent you I know
You're so good to me, I feel good with you
I'd be such a fool to let go
There's something about you I can't live without you

Wonder Woman then planted a kiss onto the Dark Knight. The Batman's mind, finely honed computer that it was, crashed. Superman walked in, asking "What's going on?"

Both Hawks pointed to the kissing couple. The Man of Steel nearly fainted. Everyone else started to cheer, except Aquaman, as Diana continued:

I've had fast talking good looking men at my door
Now I'm a wiser woman
Than I was before
I had a tall dark handsome stranger
I've had the devil in disguise
I've been attracted to the danger
But I was never never never satisfied
And I know what I like, and I like what I see in your eyes baby

"Oh, my." A visiting Supergirl smiled. Jaws were hitting the floor as she finally finished:

I have a tall dark handsome stranger
I've had the devil in disguise
I've been attracted by the danger
But I was never, never, never satisfied
And I know what I like, and I like what I see in your eyes
Oh yeah
Yes yes yeah
I've had a tall dark handsome man yeah
Oooh, Yeah.

Wonder Woman then planted another wet one on the Batman, which he promptly returned. Flash, Green Lantern, Black Canary, and Both Hawks cheered, Green Arrow, Supergirl, and Martian Manhunter all chuckled "It's about damn time!", Superman fainted, and Aquaman cried like a baby.

The End