Disclaimer: I own nothing, but some of these Yu-Gi-Oh cards. Including some of the made-up ones.
Kaiba: Yugi! I challenge you to a duel!
Yugi: (Changes into Yami) Your on Kaiba
Joey: Alright! This ought to be good.
Tea: Take him down Kaiba!
Everyone: (Stares at Tea)
Yami: Lets get this duel started
Kaiba: I couldn't agree more
Yami: I choose to go first. (Draws 6 cards) I summon Dark Elf in attack mode. And I place 2 cards face down. That ends my turn
Kaiba: My turn. (Draws 6 cards) I summon Agumon in attack mode. Next I play the magic card known as Digivice.
Joey: What the…
Yami: Oh no! That card allows Agumon to warp digivolve!
Kaiba: That's right Yugi. Now Agumon warp digivolve to… WarGraymon! WarGraymon, attack Yugis Dark Elf!
(WarGraymon destroys Yami's Dark Elf)
Yami: Not bad Kaiba. (Draws card) I play the magic card Pot of Weed. It allows me to draw 2 weed cards. (Draws 2 cards) Next I'll play Card Destruction
(Kaiba and Yami discards their hands and draws a new hand)
Yami: Now I summon MegaMan in attack mode. Then I'll activate my Z-Saber magic card and attach it to MegaMan. Now MegaMan, attack Kaiba's WarGreymon!
(MegaMan destroys WarGraymon)
Kaiba: Impressive. (Draws card) Now say good bye to your MegaMan card. I play the magic card Windows 95. This card will overload any machine-type monster and destroy it. (MegaMan is destroyed) Now I play Ruby in attack mode. Ruby, attack Yugi's Life Points directly!
(Ruby takes a good chunk out of Yugi's LP)
Joey: Can somebody tell me what the hell's going on here?
Yami: Good move Kaiba. (Draws card) But not good enough. I Summon Nall in attack mode!
Kaiba: Not that ! Yugi! You idiot!
Yami: Nall! Atta…wait… (Gets wide-eyes) WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING?
(Nall and Ruby are doing…well…something)
Kaiba: (Mutters) Idiot
Yami: Shut up.
Kaiba: (Draws) I activate the magic card hanyou summoning. This magic card allows me to ritual summon my Inuyasha card. But first I must make a sacrifice. (Sacrifices his Lord of D. Inuyasha appears) Fortunately for you I can't attack so I end my turn.
Yami: (Thinking) That Inuyasha card is powerful. (Talking) I summon Kagome in defense mode. That ends my turn.
Kaiba: (Just staring)
Tea: Yugi you idiot! You did it again!
Yami: (Looks at Kagome and Inuyasha) NOT AGAIN!
(Kagome and Inuyasha are doing their nighttime activities)
Joey: (Wide-eyes) I never knew monsters could do that
Mai: (Glaring at Joey) What's THAT Supposed to mean!
Joey: (Panicking) Nothing! Nothing at all!
Kaiba: It's just not your day is it? Now prepare to loose Yugi. I summon Immortal Wombat in attack mode! Now I activate my face down trap card, The 7 star Dragonball! Now that I have all 7 I can make any wish I want!
Yami: Not so fast Kaiba. I activate my trap card Nameckian Swap. Your Dragonballs are now Namekian Dragonballs. You get 3 wishes but you must speak Namekian!
Kaiba: No! You already destroyed my Piccolo card! (Glares) Now Immortal Wombat attack Yugis Life Points directly!
(He does it. In style, I might add)
Yami: Time to end this. (Draws card) I summon MY Immortal Wombat in attack mode!
Kaiba: (Mutters) Damn it Yugi (Talks out loud) Now you did it
Yami: What do you mean? (Looks on the field to see 2 Immortal Wombats fighting to the death)
Joey: How long is this going to take?
Kaiba: (Mutters) Too long
Tea: Well if that's the case, wanna go out?
(Kaiba and Tea leave to go on their date)
Moral of the story
Never duel with Immortal Wombats. Unless, of course, you can get a date off of it.