Somebody told me that Voldie's gonna kill me but he ain't the strongest wiz in the world.
He was lookin' kinda dumb with his finger and his thumb in the shape of a 'v' on his forehead
Well the years start comin' and they don't stop comin' going back to Hogwarts hit the barrier runnin'
It wouldn't make sense to piss Snape off for fun, Hermione's smart, but Malfoys just dumb.
So much to do, little time to play, so what's wrong with skippin' Divination?
Trelawney says I'm gonna die but hmm… let's think she's told me that 80 times before.
Hey now, I'm a Quidditch Star!
Dressed in scarlett robes
Hey now Ginny's a cute girl
Blushes a lot now
And all right Snape's framin' me again
Only Dumbledore can ease his mood.
A/N: This is sung to the tune of Smash Mouth's 'All Star' the song belong to them and whoever else too. Harry Potter and its characters aren't mine but belong to the wonderful J.K Rowling and whoever else has the rights.