Disclaimer: We (Shmily, Dragon from the Black Lagoon, and myself) own no Phantom! Yay! But we sure wish we did! We also do not own the I'm Too Sexy Song….though we also wish we did! We came up with this while we were at the Broadway show, and the Phantom was…ahem…showing himself off. We thought it was funny. Thus the song was born!

I'm Too Sexy – Phantom Style!

I'm too sexy for my mask,

Too sexy for my mask,

Too sexy - oh yeah.

I'm too sexy for Paree,

Too sexy for Paree,

Too sexy wheee!

I'm the phantom, you know what I mean,

And I do my little turn at the opera.

At the opera, at the opera yeah,

I do my little turn at the opera.

I'm too sexy for Christine,

Too sexy for Christine,

Too sexy to be seen!

And I'm too sexy for Raoul,

Too sexy for Raoul –

Stupid wimpy fool…

I'm the phantom, you know what I mean,

And I do my little turn at the opera.

At the opera, at the opera yeah,

I shake my little tush at the opera

I'm too sexy for my fence,

Too sexy for my fence,

Keeping you in suspense!

And I'm too sexy for my boat,

Too sexy for my boat,

In my sexy black coat.

I'm the phantom, you know what I mean,

And I do my little turn at the opera.

At the opera, at the opera yeah,

I shake my little tush at the opera

And I'm too sexy for this song.