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Mistaken Identity VIII

by Marcus L. Rowland

"That electric stake really did the job on Dracula," said Willow, "even though it's kinda... Freudian. Where did you get the idea?"

Buffy blushed and said "I had a Slayer dream, but about... sex aids. Took forever to figure it out."

. . . . .

Mervyn Pumpkinhead smiled apologetically at Lord Morpheus and said "See, no harm done, even if she did get someone else's dream."

"And the other woman?"

"She's okay," said Mervyn, crossing gloved fingers.

. . . . .

"...In other news Britain's largest chain of sex stores announced a new line of Goth costumes and makeup. 'The vamp look is back,' said designer Ann Summers..."


Author's Note: There are forty Ann Summers sex shops in the UK and Ireland, and ever since I learned Buffy's middle name I've been waiting for someone to make the connection. While the company is owned and run by its founder, her real name isn't Ann Summers.