N/A: I know, I know I must learn to update more often…

Episode 11

"Nooooo! Gaara has appendicitis…What am I going to do? What am I going to do?" Kankurou frantically breathed. He sobbed hysterically as he kneeled next to his confused brother. Gaara still seemed have no clue what was going on.

"I have an idea!" Kiba exclaimed as he approached the two sand siblings carrying his invisible chicken, George.

"You, get away! Keep that monster away from us!" Kankurou exclaimed as he possessively wrapped an arm around Gaara's neck.

"Can't breathe…choking…choking…." Gaara breathed with difficulty. His eyes were watering and his face had turned red.

"But I know how to cure Gaara! You just have to follow me." Kiba exclaimed as he stopped a good distance away from the pair.

The puppet master thought to himself for a moment. "Fine, we'll follow you. But keep that monster away from Gaara and me!" Kankurou exclaimed apprehensively as he finally released his grip on Gaara. The red-haired boy collapsed on the floor catching his breathe.

Kankurou helped his confused brother up. Reluctantly they followed Kiba to wherever the heck he was taking them.

"Where are we going? Who are you? Who am I again?" Gaara asked as he looked innocently up at Kankurou.

"Why? How am I going to save Gaara?" Kankurou sobbed as they followed Kiba.

Kiba lead them through a line of dressing rooms. He finally stopped in front of a door in the middle of the hallway. "Here we are at my dressing room!"

Kiba opened the door and entered. "Follow me!" Kiba exclaimed at Kankurou and Gaara.

Halfheartedly Kankurou led his puzzled sibling through the door and into Kiba's room.

Kankurou gapped at the room. It was one of the weirdest places he had ever seen. The whole room seemed like it wasn't real, that all the furniture was drawn, and badly drawn at that. All the strange brightly colored furniture seemed to have faces and have strange shapely patterns.

"There you go George." Kiba cooed as he placed his chicken into a cage.

"So how are you going to cure Gaara?" Kankurou said as he continued to stare at the strange place. Gaara seemed even more confused than ever.

"Paw-paw!" Akamaru suddenly appeared out of nowhere.

"It's Akamaru!" Kiba exclaimed happily. "Akamaru what do you we should do to cure Gaara?"

"Paw-paw-paw Paw-paw-paw!" Akamaru pressed a paw against the TV screen and made a paw print.

Kiba excitedly approached the paw print. "That's a great idea Akamaru we'll play…"

Akamaru's Clues! A chorus of children replied.

"… to figure out what we need to do to cure Gaara from his appendicitis."

"Who said that? Who said that?" Kankurou exclaimed as he turned around and looked for the speakers.

Meanwhile…

"Ok, first things first Naruto." Lee exclaimed placidly. They were at Lee's dressing room seated on chairs. Naruto excitedly waited for Lee to teach him how to teach him how to be macho.

"First we have to…" Lee exclaimed slowly.

"We have to…" Naruto said excitedly.

"First we have to watch reruns of the anime series Yu-gi-oh." Lee announced.

"What?" Naruto had fallen off his chair and was climbing back into it.

"Yes you heard me right. The first thing about being cool is learning to talk cool. It's important that whenever you talk you express your feelings for your loyalty, good sportsmanship, and friends. Listen closely to the long winded speeches Yugi gives. By watching Yu-gi-oh you'll learn all you need to know. Plus you can watch the duels that take 3 episodes just to finish." Lee explained. He approached his TV and quickly put in a DVD in to the player.

"Ok first lesson, got to talk cool." Naruto quickly took out a pad a paper to take note of everything that was being said.

In Sasuke's dressing room…

"And here's the picture of us having ice cream together!" Orochimaru cooed. "Good times. Good times."

"How could it have been a good time when you weren't even there!" Sasuke exclaimed haughtily.

"Oh look! Here's a picture of Sasuke running through the sprinklers naked!' Orochimaru pointed at another picture.

"What? Give that back to me!" Sasuke quickly grabbed the picture and ripped the picture into a million pieces.

"Not to worry I have back-up copies!" Orochimaru exclaimed as he placed another copy of the picture into the photo album.

Sasuke quickly took the copy and torn it up again.

Orochimaru placed another copy of the picture back in the album.

Sasuke quickly took the copy and torn it up again.

Orochimaru placed another copy of the picture back in the album.

Sasuke quickly took the copy and torn it up again.

Orochimaru placed another copy of the picture back in the album.

Sasuke quickly took the copy and torn it up again.

Orochimaru placed another copy of the picture back in the album.

Sasuke quickly took the copy and torn it up again.

Orochimaru placed another copy of the picture back in the album.

Sasuke quickly took the copy and torn it up again.

Orochimaru placed another copy of the picture back in the album.

Sasuke quickly took the copy and torn it up again.

Orochimaru placed another copy of the picture back in the album.

"I can't take it anymore! If god won't kill me, I'll have to kill myself!" Sasuke screamed.

"Now, now Sasuke be good to your mother." Kisame exclaimed while wagging his finger "He works very hard you know."

"I know what will cheer you up Sasuke. Here have another one of my homemade blueberry muffins!" Itachi quickly stuffed a muffin into Sasuke's mouth before he could protest.

Sasuke reluctantly swallowed the muffin that was stuffed into his mouth. But right after eating the blueberry muffin Sasuke suddenly felt better. The headaches and nausea seemed to have disappeared. This was his chance. He quickly sprung up from the bed before anyone could stop him. He quickly ran out of the door of his bedroom.

"Sasuke! You're dying!" Itachi screamed as he ran to chase after his brother.

"Wait for us!" Kisame exclaimed as he followed Itachi.

"I haven't finished showing you our pictures yet." Orochimaru followed Kisame.

I got to hurry up before those freaks find me! Sasuke thought as he raced down the hallway.

Up ahead a certain medical ninja was humming softly to himself. "My, I hope Sasuke likes this life-sized doll of him that I made. I mean it's the least I could do since he's dying and all." Kabuto said to himself as he admired his doll.

Oh no their right behind me! Sasuke exclaimed as he looked back.

Then when Sasuke turned a corner he collided into Kabuto that was to busy admiring his work to watch where he was going.

The collision caused Kabuto to his head on the wall rendering him unconscious. Sasuke on the other hand was too panicked to notice just got up and started running again.

Finally Itachi, Kisame, and Orochimaru caught up and turned the corner. The threesome stared in shock at what they saw.

"Oh no Sasuke's dead!" Itachi exclaimed dramatically.

With the help of Yugi will Naruto learn to talk cool? Will Kankurou and Kiba be able to solve Akamaru's clues? Is Sasuke really dead?

Tune in next time…