Disclaimer: I do not own any of the characters or Stargate: Atlantis. MGM does. I do not profit from this or gain anything. Except for maybe readers who enjoy a good laugh.
Author Notes: The idea for this silly little series spawned from the "Very Secret Diaries of LOTR" So I figured why not do something like this for SG: A and I did. It took me a while to figure out how to replace my asterisk with another sign, but here it is.
Another small reminder, this is NOT the LOTR VSD and probably is not as good as the genius that is LOTR VSD. This is just me having a little fun with my favorite series. So I hope you all enjoy it!
Spoilers: The whole series...I make references all over the place. So beware.
Ship: Sheppard and Weir mostly...
Rising Part 1
Found the location of the Lost City! Yay me! It was an eight-symbol address all along. Yay me! Now if only Jack will let me go to Atlantis.
Does this sweater make me look fat?
Jack wouldn't let me go to Atlantis. :pouts: That meanie. :pouts again:
Flew all the way down to Antarctica to he hear Danny boy and a bunch of geeks talk really fast. Nearly got shot out of the sky…again. My pilot is a mutant. Yep, it was a normal day.
Is just me or did Daniel look fat in that sweater?
Finally the Atlantis team is gone. Now Daniel can stop whining about not being able to go. My cameo is over. I wonder where Carter is…I think I'm going to get some cake.
Elizabeth left me for another galaxy. Why can't I get cast with a woman who doesn't leave me for another world? And why is it that I'm always stuck with their pets?
Today was working on a drone, nearly got killed. Can't believe they are already trying to kill me in the pilot episode! Are the TPTB foreshadowing something!
Found a shield on the Atlantis stargate. We are about to die, but I found a shield on the stargate. Did say I found a shield on the stargate?
We're going to Atlantis! Yay! We're going to Atlantis! We're…if I say that really fast it sounds like my name. Anyway…Major Sheppard is cute. What's with the bed head look? Hm…Major Sheppard…bed… Okay need to go and make video to dump Simon. I'll tell him I'm leaving him for another galaxy instead of a flyboy.
We're in Atlantis! We're in Atlantis! We're underwater. Power is failing. Crap. :headdesk:
Rodney forced me to sit on the chair again today. Bastard. I bloody told him it was a bloody bad idea! Nearly blew the General out of the sky! Nearly lost my lunch!
I think I lost my breakfast walking through the stargate. Found a hologram of a pretty Ancient lady. Power is failing. Thank god it wasn't my fault. Wait…power is failing! I think I'm going to lose my lunch.
Spent most of the morning arguing with Beckett to sit on the damn chair. What a waste of the gene. Eventually got him to sit, activate the chair, accidentally active the squid drone, and nearly kill us all. Okay that was a bad idea.
I am not bitter that I do not have the gene…damn it why don't I have the Ancient gene? Maybe I should get tested a third time…
Found the Lost City. Power is failing. I will not overreact. I will not overreact. I will…I'm a dead man.
Chauffeured General O'Neill to Antarctica. Is it just me or does General O'Neill look like MacGyver? Nearly got shot out of the sky by a squid. Got security clearance to go a mile underground and hang out with geeks in an ice cavern. Found out I have a mutant gene. Got asked out by Weird…I mean Weir to go to the Pegasus Galaxy. Wonder if she has a boyfriend…
I think Sumner suspects something. Paranoia…must be a side effect of being a FBI agent for two years. Damn, forgot I had my fair share of cop roles too. Wonder if the rumors about Sumner and Weir are true. Heard there is photo of the two snogging floating around.
I think Weir likes me. She specifically asked me to go with Sumner off world. I think Sumner suspects I'm competition now. Might explain the hostility. Met some aliens today. That alien chick Teyla is hot. She says she wants to show me 'something' later. I wonder if she has a boyfriend…
Teyla ended up taking me to some cave to show me some primitive comics on the wall about the wraiths. Whatever those are. Conveniently found a necklace of hers with my flashlight. I wonder if this is a plot device or a sad attempt at ship?
My job is to stand around with my gun and look pretty. I'm in the opening credits for crying out loud and I only have five lines for the first half of the pilot. Even Grodin has five lines. This doesn't look good for my character. But I'm still the pretty one.
Walked around the gate room looking all intimidating and T-1000-ish. That kept the geeks from messing with me. Now if only Sheppard would stop smiling at me. He must suspect something between Weir and me or he's a fairy...
Made contact with aliens. Sheppard's off making nice with the alien princess. That hussy. We've only been off world for a couple hours and he's already trying to charm all the women. I'm the ranking military officer. I should be getting the girls.
This Major Sheppard is kind and handsome enough. I think I may have a crush on him.
He found my necklace at the caves. I definitely have a crush on him.