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The Siege Part 2

Elizabeth Weir

Entry 128
Self-destruct is armed…Rodney needs to hurry up and dial the Alpha site. The alarm is giving me a migraine. At least it's not as annoying as the SGC alarms.

Entry 129
What just happened! Did some Colonel with a weird accent just come and take over! Where is my "I'M THE BOSS" sign. :facepalm:

Entry 130
WTF? The note Colonel Everett gave me had a picture of a happy face with its tongue sticking out and General O'Neill's signature under it…Yep…we are so dead… :facepalm:

Entry 131
Sheppard is right! Everett can't cut me out of the loop! I am the loop! He should ask Zelenka. Oh right, military doesn't talk to scientists. :facepalm again:

Entry 132
Okay…space mines…weapon chair…all sound good, but of course the TPTB are going to screw us over anyway… :headdesk:

Entry 133
I was right! Rodney just reported we only have a few dozen drones…and the wraiths just got rid of our space mines. WHY. :headwall: WHY. :headwall again:

Entry 134
The wraiths are here. Power got knocked out in the control tower. Let's go to the balcony WHERE THE CROSSFIRE IS to get blown up...er...toobserve the progress of the fighting… :facepalm:

Entry 135
Yay! I get to go off world again…only to be blindfolded and held hostage. When will I get to go off world and NOT pass out or get kidnapped. :facepalm if I could:

Entry 136
Stupid Genii and their obsession with C4…they SO don't know anything about Weapons of Mass Destruction. :rolls eyes under blindfold:

Entry 137
OMG! Rodney was right! The radioactivity as rotted the Genii's brains! I'm offering them a chance to test their crappy nuclear bombs on the wraiths. :pulls hair out…if I could:

Entry 138
Ha! Who's the boss that got us two nuclear bombs? I AM! Colonel Everett owes me a drink! And I could use one about now…

Entry 139
It's about time, Everett realized that I'm the boss! I bet he saw the sign when he sat in my office. Aw crap I have to make another You-guys-did-a-good-job-fighting-but-not-good-enough-and-we-are-still-screwed speech… :facepalm:

Entry 140
Angsty moment Sheppard decided to go on another suicide mission:sobs: Someone tell me how can this moment NOT be shippy. :sobs some more:

Rodney McKay

Entry 158
This is depressing…I come back from a fifteen hour flight and everyone is ready to die! And why am I still wearing this raspberry red jumpsuit?

Entry 159
If Stargate Command can gate here…ZPM! OMG! They found a ZPM! But the ZPM isn't here yet…we are STILL SCREWED…

Entry 160
Stupid military. Ignore the geniuses who can help save your asses! Just wait til you ask for my help. Then I will chide and scold your idiocy!

Entry 161
How many more times do I have to argue with Carson to sit in the damn chair? SIT BOY SIT!

Entry 162
Bumbling military idiots! Not only did their space mines NOT work. Now we have NO clue when the wraith are going to attack! I'm a dead man.

Entry 163
The wraiths are here. I can't get the damn chair to power up fast enough. Sheppard won't stop yelling at me…I'm a dead man.

Entry 164
We survived the first wave! Now the macho men need the geeks help. Bastards. I shall scold you until your ears fall off…or until I have an idea. :has an idea:

Entry 165
I'm hungry…I'm thirsty…I'm sleepy…what else am I? Oh yeah I'm a dead man…

Entry 166
Oh thank god! It works! We can remotely control the jumpers! Now if we had two chairs we could have a remote control jumper race!

Entry 167
Elizabeth came back too soon. I was taking a nap…sitting down…time to work on a nuclear bomb half asleep…

Entry 168
Of course the Genii bombs are incomplete…those idiots want to blow up the wraith with this crap. :grumbles: I need some coffee…or a stimulant…anything to keep me from blowing myself up!

Entry 169
Uh…Sheppard wants me to start up the chair, but power isn't working…wait a minute didn't this happen earlier in the episode?

Entry 170
Crap…power is dead…Sheppard is gone…I'm a dead man…actually Sheppard is a dead man…

John Sheppard

Entry 197
Aw…I'm not the ranking military officer any more. I still prefer Weir in charge. The new Colonel talks funny.

Entry 198
How dare Colonel Everett brush aside Doctor Weir! She is the loop!

Entry 199
I don't think Everett likes me much, but I'll defy his orders anyway because like I told Sumner Weir's the boss!

Entry 200
Yes! We can power up the weapons chair! I don't have to fly out and face the darts head-on…yet…

Entry 201
Crap, Everett knew Sumner…no wonder he doesn't like me…Ooh saved by the alarms…wait that means the wraiths are here. :headwall:

Entry 202
McKay needs to power up the weapons chair now! So I can recline and sleep...oh yeah andshoot wraith darts.

Entry 203
Whoa! That wraith threw Ford really far! That must have hurt. :snicker: Oh yeah, I should kill the wraith. :shoots wraith a million times:

Entry 204
Damn it…stupid generator had to die now…Because I have a hero complex, I'm going to volunteer myself on a suicide mission to save everyone!

Entry 205
Before I go and blow myself up, must share an angsty eye sex moment with Elizabeth.

Entry 206
They haven't detected my approach…I'm ready to go and blow myself up…or am I? To be continued…dun dun DUN!

Aiden Ford

Entry 94
Ooh a new Colonel. :salutes: I'm such a sheep. I listen to everyone's orders. : hangs head: But I'm still the pretty boy...for now...

Entry 95
The first waves of wraith darts are here! What do I do? Where do I go? Where's the Major? Oh Ferrell's position is empty! I get to shoot the big guns. :eyes glaze over:

Entry 96
Ow…I just flew down the hall…with the help of a wraith THROWING me! Next time the Major should be the bait, instead of standing there laughing at me. :glares:

Entry 97
Crap…I'm surrounded by wraiths! This does not look good for my character at all:sobs:

Colonel Dillon Everett

Entry 1
What is it with these people! I'm here to help save Atlantis. What do they not understand! Now will this little lady stop asking me questions and let me work?

Entry 2
Sheppard stood up against me for the little lady…either he's a gentleman or he's shagging her…

Entry 3
Because I am the stereotypical hard nose antagonist Colonel, I will antagonize very one on this base, before realizing I need their help.

Entry 4
Crap…space mines didn't work…now everyone thinks I'm a moron… :facepalm:

Entry 5
Okay…now that I screwed up big time. Time to make it up to EVERYONE on the base…

Entry 6
I'm impressed. Doctor Weir managed to survive and bring back two nuclear bombs…If I wasn't going to die by the next episode. I'd buy her TWO drinks!

Entry 7
Crap…wraith right in front of me…I'm a dead man…or am I? To be continued…

Radek Zelenka

Entry 50
Yup…I'm just shadowing Rodney everywhere today…it was better when Rodney was out being spaceman, I actually had real lines!

Entry 51
Rodney keeps telling me to run to the jumper bay and radio in…I should just stay here for the rest of the episode...

Entry 52
I think Carson gave Rodney too much of the stimulant…he keeps mumbling stuff to himself and twitching…backs away

Entry 53
sigh What would Rodney do without me?…he would be asleep…

Entry 54
Nothing is happening! The wraiths are back! Did Major Sheppard just run past me and fly the jumper out?

Teyla Emmagan

Entry 96
Major Sheppard has been too busy defending Doctor Weir from the new Colonel. :sulk: So I have to spar with some random Athosian guy. And look I tied my hair up!

Entry 97
Where did I go for the most of the first half of the episode! Oh yeah, Colonel Everett wouldn't let me near the control room…

Entry 98
Major Sheppard convinced Colonel Everett to let us help hunt for wraiths. He does still love me!

Entry 99
The Major saved me yet again! I am forever in his debt! That is why I can't seem to call him by his first name…I'm not worthy…

Entry 100
Did Colonel Everett just flirt with Doctor Weir:raises eyebrow: What is it with military men and Doctor Weir?

Entry 101
…I have disappeared! Have the wraith taken me! Did I get lost? Did I stowaway on Major Sheppard's jumper…dun dun dun…To be continued…

Carson Beckett

Entry 50
Rodney is back...and he's forcing me to sit on the chair again. Rodney just ran out of the room…Can I get out of the chair now?

Entry 51
Shouldn't I be in the infirmary hiding helping the injured instead of siting on the chair again? Why is Rodney holding a P-90! Don't shoot me! I'll concentrate on the jumper! I swear:squeezes eyes in concentration:

Entry 52
Yay! I got it to work! Where did everyone go? I don't want to be alone with the chair!

Entry 53
Major Sheppard is flying the jumper! Elizabeth looks like she's about to throw up. Maybe I can give her something to feel better… :offers Elizabeth aspirin: