Chapter 1 Stewie and an IQ test.

"What the Hell is going on?" Stewie asked walking over to Peter.

"hi Stewie, what's behind your back?" Peter said in a playful voice.

"None of your fucken business, God." Stewie said looking at the paper in Peters hands.

"What's that?" he asked.

"It's your IQ test so you can go to preschool." Peter said.

"Answer these questions." Peter said looking at the paper.

"Left foot his where Stewie?" He asked.

"Up your ass, I had enough! I did to crab.

And Stewie walks away.

"Dad! Chis is stuck in the garden hose." Meg ran in saying.

"He'll be fine." Peter said.

Comercial.

Sorry that the chapter was short but just wait for the lol next chapter.