Author: Shannon/Raindrops on Roses
Category: Humor, Drabble
Spoilers: Minimum Security
Disclaimer: These characters don't belong to me. And if you think they do, then... where have you been?
"So, Tony, how's your boyfriend?"
"Bite me, Kate."
"I think I'll leave that to Iggy."
"Tony met a great guy at GITMO. Green leathery skin, little beady eyes--it was a match made in reptile heaven."
"Kate, shut up."
"Did you buy him drinks first, or did he just follow you back to your room?"
"I hate you both."
"Do you sleep in the buff all the time, Tony, or just when you have company?"
"He sleeps naked?"
"Oh, yeah. He lets it all hang out. Isn't that right, DiNozzo?"
"Oh, God. Shoot me now."
"I know Kate's divine, Tony, but I don't think she wants to shoot you."
"Not at work, anyway."