Title: Questions

Author: Shannon/Raindrops on Roses

Rating: K
Category: Humor, Drabble

Spoilers: None.

Disclaimer: These characters don't belong to me. And if you think they do, then... where have you been?


"So where's Gail?"

"Don't you have, you know, work to do?"

"Did you kill her?"

"In your own office?"

"Isn't that, like, number five?"

"As in, not here?"

"Why do you keep getting new fish if you just kill them?"

"Can't you be quiet if you insist on staying?"

"Does Carol keep buying Gail's successors for you, or do you do it yourself?"

"Will you stop talking if I give you a cookie?"

"Since when do you bake?"

"Carol, where's that flyswatter?"

"Did you know that you're sexy when you're angry?"

"Aren't I always, Tobias?"

"Should I really answer that?"

End.