You Can Get Hurt Being Stupid
Scenario: Outskirts of Ratayu, boiling Lava Vahn:inspects lava a little too close:
Noa: "Look a town, look Vahn a town!"
Gala: "Surrounded by molten lava, yes. And impossible to jump across."
Noa: "Oh." :pout, pout: "Vahn, I don't like it here, it's too hot. Lets go."
Vahn:tries to inspect the lava again:
Noa: "Vahn! NO! I SAID I DON'T LIKE IT HERE! IT'S HOT!"
Gala: "Vahn, I have endured much out of the respect for you as the leader but-"
Meta: Vahn, are you listening! What they are saying makes sense. Even I don't get you anymore. Could it be, that the world can be saved by such a troubled youth?
Noa: "Vahn, I believe in you."
Gala: "Vahn! It's the Mist, It's getting Thicker. Common, let's go."
Meta: Vahn! Stop worrying about the stupid heat Vahn:blinks, gazes at them strangely: "Got any marshmallows?" Noa: "…you're….stupid…." :pushes
Vahn:Vahn hangs from ledge:
Vahn: "Euh, guys. …I'm still alive. I'm getting third degree burns from the steam? Oh, yeah, that burns-"
Gala:follows Noa: "You should have punched him." Noa: "Let's go see if Ixis wants to join us."
No! No! Noa
Scenario: In West or East Voz, with premature BridgeGrass
Noa: "Ohh, What's this?" :inspects BridgeGrass:
Gala: "You two don't know anything, do you?"
Noa : "No!" :eyes the swaying plant:
Vahn: "But I'm guessing you're going to assume we don't and give us some sort of informative -NOA!"
Noa:looks away, innocently: "WHAT?" :cocks head, looking at the tempting morsel:
Noa: "Is it edible?"
Gala: "NO! It's not edible. That's called BridgeGrass. It's not fully mature yet, but when it is-"
Noa:starts chawing on the grass like it was celery: "FWHY Foen FOO UFF FU FERFFIFLIFER FROMF FHAT FREFERFEF?"
Gala:disgusted: "Do you know how to swim Vahn?"
Scenario: Dr. Usha Research Center where Man is Taking a Bath Noa: "A Bath! Look Vahn and Gala! I found a hot spring!" :arms flailing happily:
GuyinBath: "UHM…." :blushes:
Noa: "I want to take a bath too! Let's all take a bath together!"
GuyinBath: "…..I…..-" :grabs a towel, and wraps himself, and runs away:
Gala:looks away in embarrassment:
Vahn:snickers, teases: "I will if you will Noa!"
Terra: Noa! You cannot bathe with him. He is a man, you are a young woman Noa: "But, we're friends! And I'm not shy!" :semi-undresses:
Vahn:wide eyed, blushing:
Noa:giggle, giggle: "This is fun!"
Scenario: Gala becomes the stand-in comedian Gala:woodenly:"Do I reaaly have to do this?"
Vahn:busts up laughing, falls on the floor rolling with laughter:
Noa: "I don't get it." :is confused:
Meta: Ozma! Quit feeding Gala his lines!
Terra: No one wants to hear your filthy jokes!
Gala: "Everyone in the audience, I'm sorry if you do not find me entertaining. I myself don't even have the slightest idea-" Vahn: "He-He!H-H-He didn't! Oh my TIEG!That's the funniest part part of the whole show!" Gala:frowns, rolls eyes: "Vahn! How many healing leaves have you used today?"
CatFight Scenario: When Mei and Noa first meet Mei:
"Vahn? Who is that?"
Noa: "I'm Noa! Vahn's friend."
Mei: "Hello Noa. I'm Mei. A friend of Vahn's too."
Noa:sour face: "Vahn's my friend."
Mei:grimaces: "Vahn and I have been friends since we were little."
Noa: "He saved me and Terra the Wolf from a bad seru." :sticks out tounge:
Mei: "He saved me from a lot of seru, when the mist came into Rim Elm." :scowls:
Noa:does signature tantrum dance:"He likes me more!" Mei: "Nu-Uh! Me!" :turns red in the face:
Vahn:thinks of the advantage to having two girlfriends: Noa:hears him chuckle:
Mei: "Vahn, you're no better than a pimp!"
Noa: "Pimp? PIMPS ARE BAD! I HATE BAD PEOPLE!" :fwaps Vahn into a wall:everything goes black:
:A few minutes later:
Mei: "Vahn! You've made a charming friend. I'm happy for you."
Vahn:turns to exit, has a black eye and his arm in a sling: "Yeah, I bet you are."