Disclaimer: The author clearly would not even know of this website if he did not enjoy and appreciate fanfiction. Parodies are meant to be in jest and people who are offended are taking themselves too seriously. There are better people to direct your anger at than the author. He strongly suggests directing it at the current President of the United States or cars that cut people off.

Disclaimer #2: I do not own Naruto in any way, shape, or form.

Ch.1

The Author Introduces the Intent of this Fic

Everyone, no matter what age, ethnicity, or gender, has encountered at one time or another finally realized how similar plots are used over and over again. Since nobody else has thought of this idea in the Naruto section of this site yet, I've decided to compile every overused plot that there is into one big clich├ęd fanfic.

Be careful of the ones that have summaries like "Naruto leaves Konoha when he is 3 years old and trains himself to be uber-powerful" or "ones with pairings- Neji/OC Gaara/OC Naruto/OC Lee/OC Kakashi/OC..." you get the idea.

Lastly, of course you better watch out for ones like:

"yo al u guys man this fic is sooooo awsom bt man ther's summry inside and u kno that this fic is da bomb and it is the greatst! And just a hint man ths is Naru/evryone cuz y'all kno naruto is gosu!"

(Spellcheck explodes. It eats its own intestines as an afterthought)

Without further ado, here are the examples: