"What's 'it'?"

One-shot A rather "naughty" and funny exchange of dialogues in a conversation between Sasuke and Sakura. This could make your hentai-ness be unleashed within you!

Disclaimer: I only own the plot, Ok? (WARNING: Ayumi Uchiha is a mentally-challenged individual, who is included in the Top 5 Most Wanted in all of Mentally Retarded Hospitals all over the world). Don't trust anyone today! Trust me.

While killing time so as not to be bored to tears waiting for their not-so-punctual sensei and not-so-witty colleague, Sakura acquired the opportunity to establish a tête-à-tête with our little phenomenon, Uchiha Sasuke.

"Hey, Sasuke-kun! Are you pondering that maybe we could do 'it' sometime?"

"For the love of my ketchup, Sakura! What are you thinking?"

"Why? I mean, we are already 13 year-olds, right? I suppose that we are highly capable of doing 'it', you know?"

"Thirteen! Sakura, we ARE under-aged! Besides, aren't you a little aggressive! Are you hanging out with Kakashi-sensei more often?"

"Yeah, he's the one who taught 'it' to me too! Mind you, he's a great teacher."

"Mother(beep) (beep) (beep) (beep)! What has gotten into you!"

"Nothing, I just think that we could utilize 'it' as a bonding activity. That's all."


"Yeah, I mean… I saw Iruka-sensei and Naruto doing 'it', and 'it' seems like a lot of fun."

"(beep) (beep) (beep) (beep)! Isn't that ghastly? Not to mention awkward, weird, disgusting, uncomfortable, gauche, bizarre, repulsive and sickening! Man! I'm going to have a hell lot of nightmares!"

"Huh! Ino told me that she did 'it' with Shikamaru and Chouji."

"That's it! I'm outta here!"

"Wait Sasuke-kun! What's wrong with cooking anyway?"