I don't own this song; it is originally If I was Jesus by Toby Keith. A lot was cut out so the original is much longer. It's a Robin about… read it and you'll see. R&R, pls. smiley, smiley, smiley

If I was Batman, I'd still have real short hair

A black suit and a mask is exactly what I'd wear

I'd be the guy in the city, fighting crime

Yeah, me and Robin we'd have a real good time

Ooh and I'd lay my life down for you

Yeah and show you who's the boss

If I was Batman, I'd have some friends who weren't poor

I'd run with Robin, man we'd never get bored

Ooh and I'd lay my life down for you

Yeah and show you who's the boss

If I was Batman

If I was Batman

If I was Batman