Title: "Doctor In Love".
Author: 'A Gentleman Of Leisure'.
Summary: The Buffybot has a three way conversation with her new friends! Sequel to "Ticket To Ride". Number 3 in the proposed series "The Long Way Round".
Story Type: Crossover - Buffyverse / Doctor Who / H2G2.
Rating overall: PG15?
Spoilers: None really, if you've got this far.
Distribution/Archiving: Ask first please.
Disclaimer: No one here belongs to me - I've just borrowed them. All other Patents, Planets, Aliens, Trademarks and Copyrights acknowledged. Thanks to Joss Whedon, the BBC (twice), the late, great Douglas Adams, and Richard Gordon (for the title).
"Doctor In Love"
by A Gentleman Of Leisure (c)2005
"Doctor, take your hand off there. Thank you. And off there, thank you. And off there, please. Thank you".
"I've never had an assistant quite like you before, my dear!"
"Who said anything about my being an assistant? I'm just along for the ride".
"As the actress said to the bishop!"
"Naughty Doctor. Well you won't find me screaming my head off like some of your previous passengers".
"You want to bet? I think I could probably get you to scream. Should be fun".
"Oh, Doctor, do stop doing that! I'm not that sort of girl any more. Marvin, darling, how do I turn him off? Isn't there a button I could press or a switch somewhere I could throw?"
"I'd say you've already pressed all his buttons, Miss Bot, and you can see what effect that's had on him. Of course, you could throw up on him, I suppose. I think that would turn most humans off. Oh, God, I'm feeling so depressed".
"Now cheer up, Marvin. You've got to keep a sense of proportion".
"Whoa! You haven't seen my proportions yet, Blondie! How about it?"
"Doctor! Really, I'm quite shocked! I'm not sure I'd want to view them, thank you very much!"
"You know what my favourite view of you is, my dear - your rear elevation. They certainly didn't call you Botty for nothing".
"Doctor, I'm warning you. Take your hand off there, or you'll get a slap!"