Title: "What's In A Name?"
Part: 1/1
Author: 'A Gentleman Of Leisure'.
Summary: The Buffybot tries to get to grips with the problem of identity. Number 4 in the proposed series "The Long Way Round".
Story Type: A Buffyverse/Dr Who-nivers/H2G2 Crossover.
Rating overall: G.
Spoilers: None.
Distribution/Archiving: Ask first please.
Disclaimer: No one here belongs to me - I've just borrowed them. All other Patents, Trademarks and Copyrights acknowledged. Thank you.

"What's In A Name?"
by 'A Gentleman Of Leisure'. (c)2005

"So, Doctor, what do I call you? Doctor what?"

"Not Watt, - Who".

"OK then. Doctor who?"

"No, yes - Who. That's right, I'm the Doctor - Doctor Who!"

"I don't understand, the Doctor who what?"

"No, I said - just Who. Who!"

"Hoo? Doctor Hoo?".

"Not Hoo, Who!"

"Hoo? That's what I said - Doctor Hoo. You know, we're beginning to sound like a couple of owls".


"Um, OK, let's start again. Who are you?"

"Yes, Who! Who!"

"Oh dear, not again. No, I mean what's your name, Doctor?"

"No! Not Watt - Who!"

"But who are you, Doctor?"

"I'm Doctor Who - I told you".


"No! Oh, for goodness' sake, just call me Doctor".

"What? Why?"