A/N: I do neither own 'Sleepy Hollow', which was written by Washington Irving and turned into a film by Tim Burton, nor the song 'The Wizard', which was sung by Right Said Fred for the film 'Der Wixxer'. You will notice that I changed some of the lines.

Witchcraft

She sat in front of her mirror and brushed her long, blonde strands. A little smile danced around the corners of her mouth. So that was the young man from New York who had come to 'investigate'. Her first impression of him had been one of a quivering heap of flesh that had dressed up as a man.
'I can read what's going through your mind, dear Constable. And I can see what you hide in your eyes. There are fears. Fears not even you are aware of. And a foolish determination to fulfil a task you know to be beyond your abilities. I am curious as to what you will do. Be assured that I will find out. Yes, I'm going to put a spell on you, just to se exactly what you do!'
She put down the brush, got up and moved towards the window. 'I know about the secrets of witchcraft, and tonight, there's magic in the air. I'm a sinner. I sold my soul. So, my friend, you'd best beware. Wherever magic can be found, I hold power, and there's magic everywhere …'
She let her gaze wander across the dark, starry heavens. 'Can you see the full moon in the sky? I guess so. But can you see beyond it? Can you see its eternal beauty, the grace with which it watches us through the times? To the moon, time means nothing, but for us, time flows by like water until we die. And die we will. Some people later, some sooner.' She chuckled. 'I advise you to use the time you've been given, my dear. For every wasted moment leaves its mark. But who knows whether your time will be long enough? You will gather your conclusions, oh yes, you will think your sun has finally risen. But each rising sun is followed by sunset. And each setting sun leaves us standing in the dark. You will grow impatient. You cannot wait. Everything must be fast and fast and ever faster. But one must forget the time, you rushing fool! I have waited for a lifetime. It has made me strong, it has strengthened my determination. It has made me perfection my skills. But you, you have no time for nature's natural school. You refuse the powers of nature, you even deny their existence. And thus, blindfolded fool that you are, you try to save those I have condemned. Rest assured, it will be no good. They cannot seize the life that's in their hands. Like ghosts they will disappear across the land.
You have no chance, dear Constable, for wherever there is magic, I hold power. I know about the secrets of witchcraft, and there's magic in the air. There's no escaping. I'm a capturer, and my friend, you'd best beware. There's magic everywhere!'

The wizard

I can read what's going through your mind.
And I can see what you hide in your eyes.
Yes, I'm gonna put a spell on you
Just to see exactly what you do.

I'm a wizard, and there's magic in the air.
I'm a sinner, and my friend, you'd best beware.
There's magic everywhere!

Can you see the full moon in the sky?
Time like water flows by till we die.
Every moment wasted leaves its mark.
Each setting sun leaves us standing in the dark.

I'm a wizard, and there's magic in the air.
I'm a sinner, and my friend, you'd best beware.
There's magic everywhere!

One must forgive the noise, you rushing fools.
You have no time for nature's natural school.
The cannot see the light that's in their hands.
Like ghosts they disappear across the land.

I'm a wizard, and there's magic in the air.
I'm a capturer, and my friend, you'd best beware.
There's magic everywhere!