Playing Doctor: A Comedy in Drabble Form
Rating: T (swearing)
Summary: Unohana. Zaraki. Crack.
Part One: Needle and Thread
"Woman, what the hell do you think you're doing?"
"Hold still. That cut needs attention."
"Bullshit. Where's that ryoka punk? We ain't finished yet!"
"Zaraki-taichou, I'm going to have to stitch this. You might feel a little sting from the needle … "
"The FUCK you're sticking that thing in me! Get away from me, woman!"
"Zaraki-taichou, if you don't stay still I'll have to restrain you …"
"Bring that thing near me, and I'll kill you!"
"You leave me no choice, then …"
several hours later
"Ken-chan, what happened to you? You're all red and funny-looking!"
"Kid. Shut up."