Playing Doctor: A Comedy in Drabble Form

Rating: T (swearing)

Summary: Unohana. Zaraki. Crack.

Part Two: Follow-Up Visit

What kind of moron decided that stitching cuts closed was a good idea?

If Zaraki Kenpachi ever found that person, he or she would be dead. Spectacularly.

And now he had a stack of messages from That Woman, reminding him that the fucking stitches needed to be removed. Then why put the damn things in at all?

Besides, he had better things to do. Like … killing things. And keeping Yachiru from chewing on anything poisonous. And … killing things.

The latest message read: I would much rather perform this procedure in my office, rather than in yours.

Fucking hell.