This chapter is dedicated to the total cheesiness that I've seeing in the Zatch Bell dub lately.

Disclaimer: I don't own Zatch Bell. So now you can't sue me :D

Tia, Megumi, Zatch, Kyo, Conchome, Folgore, Dr. Riddles, and Kiddo were standing in this stadium. They looked around.

"Um, why are we here?" Kiddo looked around.

"The authoress put us here," Dr. Riddles answered.

"REALLY? ZOMIGOSH! I TOTALLY BELIEVE YOU 'CAUSE I ALWAYS BELIEVE WHAT YOU TELL EVEN THOUGH YOU ALWAYS LIE TO ME, AND I DON'T BELIEVE ANYONE ELSE EVEN THOUGH THEY'RE PROBABLY THE ONES TELLING ME THE TRUTH!"

Everyone stared at Kiddo, then started inching away; even Dr. Riddles, and that's a very bad sign.

"AND I EVEN HAVE THE DUBBED NAME KIDDO! WHAT KIND OF A FUCKING NAME IS THAT? DUBBERS ARE SOOOOOO GREAT, BECAUSE THEY ALWAYS TOTALLY SCREW UP AWESOME SERIES LIKE NARUTO AND ONE PIECE AND TOKYO MEW MEW AND INUYASHA (A/N: Em, don't kill me) AND STUFF! Except Full Metal Alchemist, that totally rocks no matter what."

Everyone stared at Kiddo like he was crazy, and then turned back to where an enemy mamodo was standing.

"OMIGOSH! THERE'S AN ENEMY!" Zatch screamed.

"OMIGOSH! THERE'S AN ENEMY!" Kyo screamed

"OMIGOSH! THERE'S AN ENEMY!" Conchome yelled.

"OMIGOSH! THERE'S AN ENEMY!" Folgore yelled.

"OMIGOSH! THERE'S AN ENEMY!" Megumi yelled.

"Megumi, don't be a bitch and repeat what's already been said!" Le-Ann slapped her. Okay, no she didn't, but I wish she would. Because Megumi's just perfect and there's nothing that could possibly make her uncool. That's just totally out of the question.

So Megumi took a step forward…and fell flat on her face because of her lack of grace and broke her nose.

"OMIGOSH, MEGUMI!" Zatch yelled.

"OMIGOSH, MEGUMI!" Tia yelled.

"OMIGOSH, MEGUMI!" Kyo yelled. "EVEN THOUGH I DON'T KNOW WHY I'M YELLING, BECAUSE ME AND SUZIE SHOULD TOTALLY HOOK UP INSTEAD OF ME TAKING ON MEGUMI, WHO IS A MARY-SUE!" Then Kyo stopped and was like, "Whoa, dude, why did I say that?...And Why to have the urge to proclaim my love to Suzie?"

Because you love her.

"No…no, that's not what my creators want."

Kyo, you Suzie and you have an eternal bond, that cannot be broken.

"…You think?"

Oh, I KNOW. I'm almost as crazy about this pairing as Sheeloyd.

"…WOW…Hey, wait…Didn't you just spoil your Tales fic?"

Oh crap. BACKSPACE BACKSPACE BACKSPACE.

…Well, while Kyo was talking to himself, Folgore was like all, "ARE YOU OKAY MEGUMI?" Except, all Italian and stuff.

And Tia was all like, "ARE YOU OKAY MEGUMI?"

And Wanre was all like, "ARE YOU OKAY MEGUMI?"

And Le-Ann was all like, "ARE YOU OKAY MEGUMI?"

And Zatch was STILL all like, "OMIGOSH, MEGUMI!"

Megumi got up and spit some dirt out. "Of COURSE I'M NOT OKAY! I BROKE MY FRIGGIN NOSE!"

"Oh, okay." Then everyone ignored her, while Megumi and Tia just looked pissed.

Then the 'bad guy' mamodo just looked at them. "Y'know, we've been standing here for five minutes and stuff right? I mean, we could've just burned ALL yer damn books and been on our way…"

"WE HAVE TO CAST A SPELL!" Kyo screamed.

"WE HAVE TO CAST A SPELL!" Megumi screamed.

"WE HAVE TO CAST A SPELL!" Le-Ann screamed.

"WE HAVE TO CAST A SPELL!" Folgore screamed. 'Cept it was all Italian.

"WE HAVE TO CAST A SPELL!" Dr. Riddles screamed.

"…" The dude just sat there waiting.

"WE HAVE TO CAST A SPELL!" Kyo screamed.

"WE HAVE TO CAST A SPELL!" Megumi screamed.

"WE HAVE TO CAST A SPELL!" Le-Ann screamed.

"WE HAVE TO CAST A SPELL!" Folgore screamed. 'Cept it was all Italian.

"WE HAVE TO CAST A SPELL!" Dr. Riddles screamed.

"…Are you guys gonna—"

"WE HAVE TO CAST A SPELL!" Kyo screamed.

"WE HAVE TO CAST A SPELL!" Megumi screamed.

"WE HAVE TO CAST A SPELL!" Le-Ann screamed.

"WE HAVE TO CAST A SPELL!" Folgore screamed. 'Cept it was all Italian.

"WE HAVE TO CAST A SPELL!" Dr. Riddles screamed.

"Okay, seriously, please ju—"

"WE HAVE TO CAST A SPELL!" Kyo screamed.

"WE HAVE TO CAST A SPELL!" Megumi screamed.

"WE HAVE TO CAST A SPELL!" Le-Ann screamed.

"WE HAVE TO CAST A SPELL!" Folgore screamed. 'Cept it was all Italian.

"WE HAVE TO CAST A SPELL!" Dr. Riddles screamed.

"JUST SHUT THE HELL UP AND DO SOMETHING!"

"WE HAVE TO CAST A SPELL!" Kyo screamed.

"WE HAVE TO CAST A SPELL!" Megumi screamed.

"WE HAVE TO CAST A SPELL!" Le-Ann screamed.

"WE HAVE TO CAST A SPELL!" Folgore screamed. 'Cept it was all Italian.

"WE HAVE TO CAST A SPELL!" Dr. Riddles screamed.

"Oh, for the love of…" The dude's book owner read a spell and knocked them all out.

"OH NO!" Kyo screamed.

"OH NO!" Megumi screamed.

"OH NO!" Folgore screamed, 'cept it was all Italian-like.

"OH NO!" Dr. Riddles screamed.

"OH NO!" Le-Ann screamed.

"…Okay, y'know what?"

"What? You gonna try to do something cruel and horrible to us 'cause we're fighting you and all mamodo who aren't fighting with us are bad? Huh? Huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh—"

"You're not worth my time." Then the mamodo and his book owner walked away.

Elsewhere!

"…" Brogo looked over at Sherry. "…Sherry why are you randomly staring at a wall?"

"Just angsting about how crappy my life is."

"Oh, okay then."

Back with the groupies.

"…Well…That didn't go exactly how I planned…" Kyo blinked.

"You had a plan?" Wanre looked over his shoulder.

"Yeah! You didn't hear me?"

Everyone shook their heads.

"Hm, strange…Normally, I just imagine my plan and somehow you all just magically know what I'm thinking."

"Oh, sorry," they all replied.

Just then they all noticed Wanre and Le-Ann doing random kung-fu moves.

"Whatcha doin'?" Conchome asked.

"Kung fu," they both replied.

"…Why?"

"It makes us look cooler."

"…Oh. Okay." Conchome still didn't really get it.

"Why? You guys are cool already!" Kiddo pointed out (coughsuckupcough).

Le-Ann stopped and answered, "Yeah, but at the same time we're still not as cool as the characters we've replaced. Remember Iedo and Hyde? Yeah. We're still not that awesome, even if we're awesome anyway." So she went back to doing Kung Fu in hopes of boosting her level in coolness. Which is definitely possible, it's just that it's impossible to be cooler than Iedo and Hyde.

Somewhere out there

Iedo spit out his drink.

"What's up Iedo?" Hyde looked up.

Iedo put his fingers on his forehead. "I sense…a disturbance in the force of coolness…"

I would go back to the groupies, but they're not doing anything worth noticing…

"Eek! A giant bird is eating me!" (Tia)

So let's skip ahead to see what's up with Cocoa and Z-dude.

"Y'know…I just thought of something," Cocoa thought out loud. "Supposedly, you took over my mind and made me totally hate people and stuff, and be submissive and all that jazz, but I still wanna be free, and go against your orders sometimes."

"…Excuse me?"

"Uh…"

"Thanks for spoiling it Cocoa! REALLY! Thanks. A. Lot." Milordo Z threw his hands up in the air.

"Sorry girlfriend," Cocoa shrugged.

"…"

"What?"

"…Do we need to go over that again Cocoa?"

Well…I guess we have to go back to the main groupies…

"OH NO TIA!" Zatch yelled.

"TIA!" Megumi screamed.

"TIAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" Kyo screeched.

"WHY ARE YOU GUYS JUST YELLING MY NAME? FREAKIN' HELP ME!"

"We're just yelling your name pointlessly to make this episode go longer! Or in this case make the chapter go longer!"

"Oh, okay then. AH! ZAAAAAATCH!"

"TIAAAAAA!"

"ZATCH!"

"TIA!"

"ZATCH!"

"TIA!"

"ZATCH!"

"TIA!"

"ZATCH!"

"TIA!"

"ZATCH!"

"TIA!" Apollo yelled.

Everyone stared at Apollo. "…How'd you get here?" Kyo asked.

"Why, Kyo! It's so incredibly simple that I'm surprised your puny mind is considered genius!" Dr. Riddles laughed.

"…" (Kyo)

"HAHAHAHA! I just LOVE making fun of you because my abilities are SOOOOOO much more superior to yours! GAHAHAHAHA!"

"…" (Kyo)

"HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" Dr. Riddles managed to laugh for six minutes straight (somehow) before he stopped his guffawing and got very still on the ground where he had fallen during his laughing spree. Kyo smiled and felt all warm and fuzzy inside.

Apollo blinked and then shrugged. "Um…that was extremely strange, but…in answer to your question, I just magically appeared here."

"Oh, okay," Zatch smiled. "That makes complete sense."

"Um, guys?" Tia yelled.

Everyone looked up. "OMIGOSH! TIIIIIIIAAAAAA!"

Sigh, and Et Cetera.

Elsewhere-ness

"…Sherry, you've been staring at that dumb wall for the entire chapter."

Sherry: "ANGST ANGST ANGST."

Brogo sighed.

The end. Kinda. Ha, yeah, just some stuff that's been bugging me about the series. R&R please :D