Hello all! It is I Shizzy posting a fic that my friend (the same one that wrote 'Joey's Thoughts') Akuni wrote! Hope you enjoy it!

Disclaimer: Yu-Gi-Oh does not and will not ever belong to me… No matter how much hotter Seto gets every season…


Pie!

Serenity: Hey you guys!

Tristan: Serenity! (Lunges towards her)

Joey: (Hits him down) Stop going after my sister.

Serenity: Joey! Are you okay Tristan?

Tristan: I am now.

Joey: Tristan!

Yugi: Hey guys, we're not late are we?

Yami: Can you take this stupid leash off?

Yugi: How do we know you won't run away?

Yami: I'm not gonna. (Halo appears)

Yugi: Sorry can't take that chance.

Yami: (Growls)

Yugi: Where are Ryou and Bakura?

Joey: Got me.

Bakura: Ryou!

Ryou: No! I love it! (Holding on to pie)

Bakura: Come on (pulls him away) I'm not gonna be late because of sick obsession.

Ryou: Pie! Luckily I keep a spare. (Pulls out a raspberry cream pie)

Yugi: There you are.

Joey: How's it going?

Bakura: Why do you even ask?

Ryou: I love pie! (Hugging pie)

Bakura: (Rolls eyes) If you love it so much then why don't you marry it?

Ryou: Okay, (pulls out ring and bends down) Raspberry Cream Pie, will you marry me?

Pie: ……………………………………

Ryou: I'll take that as a yes.

Everyone except Ryou (and pie): (Sweatdrop)

Yami: He was speaking hypothetically.

Joey: That's big word…

Tristan: (Drooling) Uhhhhhhhhh… Hypotheticaws…

Yami: I'm surrounded by idiots. (A/N: I saw that on a T-shirt!)

Random Priest: Do you Pie take Ryou as your lawfully wedded husband?

Pie: ……………………………………

Priest: And do you Ryou take Pie to be your lawfully wedded… pie?

Ryou: I do.

Joey: But what if pie's a boy?

Ryou: I DON'T CARE! I love pie!

Priest: Okay, I now pronounce you man and pastry. You may now kiss the pie.

Ryou: (Eats pie)

Everyone: (Gasps)

Serenity: That's no way to treat your …pie!

Ryou: But I love pie!

Tristan: Does that mean there's no after party? Aw man, I wanted some food.

Yami: I don't believe it, he ate the pie!

Bakura: Despite the fact that that's what you're supposed to do with a pie, I can't believe it either…

Joey: Yeah, I mean he spent $10,000 on that 10 minute wedding. What a waste!

Ryou: But I sill love pie!

Bakura: I you still love it so much why don't you go marry it?

Ryou: Okay! (Pulls out another ring and a Cherry Pie) Cherry Pie will you marry me?

Pie: ……………………………………

Ryou: I'll take that as a yes! (Runs off)

Everyone: (Sweatdrop)

Yami: He was speaking hypothetically, again...


Well that was interesting… Please review the story it might give Akuni inspiration to start her own account. Be nice peoples.

PS – If you review I'll give you a cookie! (yes, I am bribing you…)

Shizzy