Hello cruel world. How are you doing today? I'm not so wonderful but thanks for asking… I'm not feeling too great so let me just post this shit for Akuni and go along my merry way… I hope you ppls like it despite the sucky title… Oh. And beware Tea bashing.

Disclaimer: Neither me nor my friend Akuni own Yu-Gi-Oh.


A Jim Jam Christmas Carol:

Jingle Bells

Jingle Bells,

Joey smells,

Mai just laid an egg,

Marik sneezed,

Bakura wheezed,

Chibis on the way.

Hey!

Jingle Bells,

Joey smells,

Mai just laid an egg,

Tea's dead,

She slept with Fred,

So Yugi ran away.

Everybody knows,

That Tea sleeps with hoes,

Seto is the Best,

Seto: Damn Right!

Mai has a fake chest!

Mai: (Gasps)

Yugi's on the toilet,

Weevil's on the wall, (he got splattered)

Tea's masturbating,

Yami: Meaning?

She's fucking in my hall!

Guys: Ohhhh……

Jingle Bells,

Joey smells,

Mai just laid an egg,

Marik sneezed,

Bakura wheezed,

Chibis on the way.

Hey!

Jingle Bells,

Joey smells,

Mai just laid an egg,

Tea's dead,

She slept with Fred,

So Yugi ran away.


Yeah, well, it's done… Hope you like it (especially the Tea bashing) and if you did, be so nice as to review please. If ya'll want more chapters then write in the reviews and maybe, just maybe I'll tell her to write more.

Shizzy