Disclaimer: Don't own the song "My Neck, My Back" by Khia.

A/N: Hey guys! Wow, what a surprise! I didn't think I'd get so many laughs from this story! C'mon! More reviews! This is number 5 on the story with most reviews list, make it number two or ONE! All the reviews made me grin. Heehee. Anyway, a certain reviewer…erm… DREA! Yes, drea. He or she (maybe undecided… JUST KIDDING!) said "well atleast he isn't sing "my neck my back"."

Hm…. Now, don't all you guys know that when you mention something like THAT in your review… that Sorairo-san LIKES to do stupid stuff and do exactly what reviews ask me to NOT do? Waha! Enjoy! Drea, this one's for you!


-Chapter Four-

My Neck My Back!


Inuyasha ran down stairs with some old, plastic action figures he got for his birthday.

He reached a suitable spot on the soft carpet, flopped down onto his rear-end , and proceeded to play with the toys. As he played, he sang softly.

Sesshomaru and Inu-no-Taishou both came downstairs, in their lawn treating attire. Sesshomaru took one look at Inuyasha and power-walked towards the door. Inu-no-Taishou sank to his knees beside him, just to see what he was doing.

He didn't expect to see Inuyasha making one action-figure crawling on the other.

To top it off, his singing was the cherry on top!

"Slow fuckin til the crack of dawn

On the edge makin' faces 'n' stuff

Through the night, making so much love

Dead sleep when the sun comes up

So, lick it now, lick it good

Lick this pussy just like you should

Right now, lick it good

Lick this pussy just like you should

My Neck, my back

Lick my pussy and my crack

My Neck, my back

Lick my pussy and my crack …."

Now, Milkshake was enough… but THIS!

The dog demon flopped onto his back and groaned out, "Sesshomaru….." in a pleading tone with a tinge of anger.

With his hand on the door handle, Sesshomaru brushed a hand through his bangs. Maybe he shouldn't play any more music around Inuyasha.

"Damn…"


Yes, I know… this chapter was VERY stupid…. But work has drained me… At least I'm home free Friday. Expect funnier stuff then… I dunno… I thought this one was funny, but I'm sure half of you guys will be like "huh… whatever… that was gay". -shrug-