Let's see…Nintendo is under attack from Sony and Microsoft! Oh, the horror! Disclaimer: I don't own Sony, Microsoft, Nintendo, Squaresoft, Jak and Daxter, Mario, Starfox, Halo, or any of the stuff I mention in this thingy. It helps if you have played the games, but it's not like I'm forcing you to. Brought to you by my hyperactive imagination and a Frosty from Wendy's. (don't own that either)
Fox: This is awful! Alert the media! Call the army! Initiate the automatic defense systems! This is not a drill, I repeat, this is NOT A DRILL! WE MUST SAVE NINTENDO AT ALL COSTS!
Kira: I still can't believe that they got the Zelda series first. I hate to admit it, but it was- and is- pretty good. And I suppose the DS was interesting enough. But still- Playstation, PS2- we even have TV's! It doesn't make sense!
Daxter: What about the secret weapon?
Kira: Oh yes. With that, nothing will stop us from taking over the video game industry! Mwahahahahahahahahaha!
Master Chief: So, have you found out what Sony is planning yet?
Hunter: Yeah, they're going after Nintendo.
Master Chief: That was my idea! Besides, no one stands a chance against our advanced computer technology! Or the Xbox! And they seem to have forgotten about our secret weapon!
Hunter: Shall we remind them, then?
Master Chief: Oh yes, let's.
Fox: The defense systems are up and running smoothly, sir!
Mario: Phew. That was close. But we have to wait until November until we can release The Game. I'm not sure how long we'll be able to hold out. Hopefully, the DS can keep us safe.
Link: The radar-I mean, fax machine- is picking something up, sir. It appears to be a report from Sony.
Mario (reading report from Sony): We have our secret weapon ready and waiting. If you know what's good for you, you can just keep that new game right where it is: Unreleased.
Sincerely, The Sony Staff. How did they find out?
Fox: We've had ads out for it, and it was at E3.
Mario: Oh yes. Well, it may have to wait until November, but we should be safe until then. We've got a few gadgets in our arsenal that they better watch out for!
Daxter: They haven't withdrawn the release date of The Game, ma'am.
Kira: Then we have no choice. If we wish to reach our goal of video game domination, we shall implement the secret weapon! Unleash the secret weapon! Mwahahahaha!
Daxter: You heard the lady! Get it ready for release! I want that thing on shelves by tomorrow! It's a code PSP!
Hunter: Well, they've released it. The Sony PSP.
Master Chief: Counteract with ads for the 360!
Hunter: Roger that.
Master Chief: Yes, yes, yes…the Xbox 360. Our masterpiece. It will knock the socks off of the competition!
Hunter: Advertisements have been successfully commenced, sir.
Master Chief: I knew we could do it.
Next chapter should be here right about now. Enjoy and review. Later, some of the stuff won't make sense unless you read the Wall Street Journal (online or otherwise). I know, I know, what self-respecting kid reads the newspaper? I had to do video game research for some of this. I was going to use characters from KH for the Sony people, but they get a different part later. Anywho-just keep reading.