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Jack and Will's Holiday Special

Chapter one: Christmas

Jack and Will walk onto a unoccupied stage, where Elizabeth is working the camera, Barbossa's running around doing errands for Gibbs, the director, and Anamaria and Norrington are backstage in the dressing rooms.

Will begins to open his mouth to say something, but Jack happens to beat him to it by a millisecond.

"Evenin' folks. Welcome to our Christmas edition of Jack and Will's Holiday Special." Everyone backstage is silent, except for Barbossa, who's complaining about he should be the host and not Jack and Will. Governor Swann gets fed up and attacks him, beating him upside of the head with a candle-stick holder, screaming "Shut up, shut up!". Elizabeth moves the camera to Barbossa and Governor Swann, letting everyone watching the special witness the attack. Soon, Will starts to sing, directing the camera's attention back at Jack and himself.

"Deck the halls with boughs of holly, Fa la la la la, la la la la
'Tis the season to be jolly, Fa la la la la, la la la la
Don we now our gay apparel, Fa la la la la, la la la la
Troll the Yule-tide carol, Fa la la la la, la la la la"

As Will finished the first verse of his song, Jack jumped right in and started to sing.

"Dashing throw the snow, in a one horse open sleigh,
O'er the fields we go, laughing all the way.
Bells on bobtail ring, making spirits bright,
What fun it is to ride and sing a sleighing song tonight

Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way
Oh what fun it is to ride in a one-horse open sleigh.
Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way
Oh what fun it is to ride in a one-horse open sleigh."

Will starts to sing his second verse, looking alittle agitated. He occasionally looks at Jack with a hateful glare.

"See the blazing Yule before us, Fa la la la la, la la la la
Strike the harp and join the chorus, Fa la la la la, la la la la
Follow me in merry measure, Fa la la la la, la la la la
While I tell of Yule-tide treasure, Fa la la la la, la la la la"

Jack cut in once again, not paying any attention to the glares coming from Will.

"A day or two ago, I thought I'd take a ride,
And soon Miss Fannie Bright was seated by my side;
The horse was lean and lank, misfortune seemed his lot
He got into a drift band, and we, we got upsot.

Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way
Oh what fun it is to ride in a one-horse open sleigh.
Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way
Oh what fun it is to ride in a one-horse open sleigh."

Still, as Jack and Will kept the camera on them by singing their Christmas carols, Governor Swann was still beating Barbossa with the candle-holder. Anamaria and Cotton where trying to pull the governor off.

"Fast a-way the old year passes, Fa la la la la, la la la la
Hail the new, ye lads and lasses, Fa la la la la, la la la la
Sing we joyous all together, Fa la la la la, la la la la
Heedless of the wind and weather, Fa la la la la, la la la la"

"Now the ground is white, got it while your young,
Take the girls tonight, and sing this sleighing song,
Just get a bobtailed nag, two-forty for his speed
Then hitch him to an open sleigh, and Crack! You'll take the lead.

Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way
Oh what fun it is to ride in a one-horse open sleigh.
Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way
Oh what fun it is to ride in a one-horse open sleigh."

As soon as they both had finished, Governor Swann had stopped beating Barbossa. He, however, was already turning black and blue and limping off, looking back occasionally, making sure he wasn't gonna be attacked again.

"Well, that's the end of our show, folks." Said Will.

"We 'ope ye enjoyed the show an' 'ave a Merry Christmas." Jack said, waving.

Then they both ran off the stage before Governor Swann decided to attack them next.