The Bikini Bottom Killer

By: Me

Disclaimer: I do not own Spongebob.

It was a dark and stormy night, yadyadayada, and everyone was trapped at the Krusty Krab due to storm.

"Is it just me, or is something burnin' in here?" said Sandy with a southern drawl.

"I don't smell anything" said Patrick.

"Well maybe its because you DON'T HAVE A NOSE!" stated Squidward.


Upon hearing this Mr. Krabs ran to his vault to try and save his money, but gets burnt to a crisp instead.

"NO! MR. KRABS!" cried Spongebob.

"C'mon Spongebob, we have to get out of here!" yelled Sandy.

The four remaining friends slowly made their way to the safety of the Mermalair, despite the storm. However, what they didn't know was that the pyromaniac himself was following them.

30 seconds later, they made it into the Mermalair. Patrick then spotted Mermaid Man and Barnicle Boy. On the floor. Not moving. Spongebob then got on the internet, got a degree in pathology, and determined that the duo died of poison. Suddenly, the killer took out a hammer and smashed open Sandy's helmet, who then died from lack of air.

"Ruuuuuuuuuun! It's the-" But that's all that he got out before losing his head. Literally. Spongebob and Patrick ran into the weapon's room. But, the killer was waiting with a bomb.

"Hey, what are you doing with that bomb?" Asked Patrick stupidly.

Well, you know what happened next. BOOM!

"Who- Who are you!" stammered Spongebob.

"It's me," said the killer, a.k.a. Patrick.

"But if you're the killer, then who was the guy that you blew up?"

"Uuuuuuuuuuum… wait, wait, don't tell me!… uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuummmmmmmmmmmm…


Spongebob rebuilt the Krusty Krab and is now a multi-millionaire. Patrick, on the other hand, is still wondering who the guy that he blew up was.

Author's note: If you don't like it, too bad. Also, see if you can guess who the guy Patrick blew up was.